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(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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Good grammar is the most important thing in the world, bar the imagination.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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IMAGIKNIGHT, GO!

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Uh...the rights to proper grammar?


Spelling, and improper spelling at that. After all, it was YOUR "throgh" I stole. Therefore I'm infringing your rights to improper spelling, not proper grammar.

 
(@cookirini)
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Let's add a Q, and a Z, and a CH and a R!

Look! A word that is 450 points in Scrabble! :p

 
(@deckman92)
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<3 @ Eddie Izzard routine

 
(@cookirini)
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Indeed. Nothing but love for a Cockney crossdresser. 😀

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(OffT: Cookirini, may I borrow your character for my decapost?)

(OnT: Is it getting hot in here?)

 
(@cookirini)
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(Sure.)

It is very hot hre. Almost 90 degrees.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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90 degrees? PFFFT.

Now get into the triple digits, THEN we're talking hot. 😛

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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90 degrees? PFFFT.


And if she was talking in Celsius...?

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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You would have started to melt, SH. :p

 
(@cookirini)
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I spoke of Kelvin. Which is the same thing. :p

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Give or take 273 degrees.

 
(@pompousvampire)
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i have a baseball bat toads TOOOOAAAAADS! AND APPLES!AAAAPPLLLLLES!

 
(@cookirini)
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o.o

What about chocolate? o.o

 
(@hyper-sonic-warrior)
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*eats a chocolate baseball bat and tosses a few around*

 
(@cookirini)
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Oooh, thanks! ^^

*eats a baseball bat* ^^

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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*eats a chocolate teapot*

What's more useful than that?

 
(@cookirini)
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Just plain old chocolate. :p

 
(@mr-creosote)
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old chocolate


Old chocolate?

I don't want old chocolate, I want new chocolate!

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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Wow, this conversation is like, SPAMtastic!

Chocolate! Who could ask for more?!

 
(@mr-creosote)
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*Hand's out chocolate eggs*

 
(@cookirini)
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Yummy! ^^

*eats all*

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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I love those things!

*bites off the top, licks out the creamy white center, and then eats the rest*

 
(@cookirini)
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So.

I'm going home this weekend.

Yaaaaaaay! 😀

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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Oooh, how far does that involve going?

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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(@deletedprofile-u_1722586485)
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Heh, one of the better Asiacopter variations I've seen. It wins an internet. o.o

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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Not Cream Eggs. I've had a problem with those when I was young. I tried to eat one whole and it got stuck in my mouth and my Dad had to break to open with his hands @_@ Scary memories

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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LMAO!!!

I love Asiacopter!

Asiacopter make me smile :D

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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*Whomp Whomp Whomp*

Duck and cover! Charlie's coming!

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Hush now, Harley. Those Sideflashes will calm down if you stop panicking and drink some coffee, or blood.

*Didn't know Harley was a cross-dressing vampire, but there you have it*

Harley's quote is almost a direct parody of the crossdressing vampire from Terry Pratchett's "Monsterous Regiment" who had "sideflashes" to Vietnam because s/he had been deprived coffee and blood for too long.

 
(@shadowed-spirit-sage)
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o.o well that was odd....

**clicked on the last page (Page 78 'cause my settings are special :D) and came up with absolutely no posts**

...hopefully there will be now 😀

EDIT: o_O;

~Shadowed Spirit Sage

 
(@mr-creosote)
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I still get blank pages here and there. 🙁

 
(@kaylathehedgehog)
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*points to Ezbug pic*

Very true, very true.

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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YAY! Craig! I love you!

And I need to buy the latest Terry Pratchett books.

YAY! Craig! I love you!

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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Love is in the air...

** leaves mini-cam recorder to record whatever zanyness that will eventually come to this thread **

 
(@cookirini)
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Craig and....Harley.

The end is nigh. o___O

 
(@spooky-the-black-cat)
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rarar!

hi cookiye its almost skool tym! yeayayayaeay!!!!!! =D

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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Cooks!

Spooky did business # 2 in my bed.

Respond to it ASAP or I'll send it to Abu Dabi next day. }:O

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Terry Pratchett fans are an evolved species from regular man. Do the Harry Potter fans have anyone even half as intellegant as Havelock Vetinari?!

If he were running the show, life would be alot different! :)

Shame Pratchett's axe is being grinded so so sharply this day that the subliminal real world political standard references have become SUPERLIMINAL!!!!!

Monsterous Regiment just goes to show that Jingo was playing nice, and noting the timing on both books *grins*

 
(@cookirini)
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Aw....crap.

SPOOKY!

*8shoos Spooky and proceeds to clean the sheets*

Sorry, Dream. xx;

 
(@tergonaut)
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Will Harley and Craig become a romantic couple for realz0rs? Will the sheets ever come clean? Will Tergonaut explain why the heck he's spending more time in the SPA lately?

Maybe you'll find out...in the next episode of Cookirini's Spam Topic!!

Oh hi.

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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Quote:


Maybe you'll find out...in the next episode of Cookirini's Spam Topic!!


How can you do a second EPISODE of a topic?

 
(@tergonaut)
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Make another post in the topic. :p

Well, we didn't find out in THIS episode...XP

 
 Wesu
(@wesu)
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Craig I love you.

Seriously.

 
(@cookirini)
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Oh nos! LOVE TRIANGLE! O_________O

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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Your cat is on its way to Abu Dabi.

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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I have only one true love, and her name is Geddy Lee!

Learn it well.

Though, those Hanson Girls... if they were a few years older and I was a few years younger. *Purr*

😀

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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Cookirini. I love you more than Wesu loves Craig.

Marry me

 
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