Hanson....girls?

*faints at Jaffa's proposal* xx;

Yeah, I think Pratchett's realising that the young people who read his books when they first came out are a lot older now. MR was frobably the nastiest Pratchett book I've read, and it wasn't just because there was a war going on.

Fifth Elephant was pretty tame compared to it.

No, Craig, I don't really love you. The world isn't really going to end.

Well, that's good. No world ending here!

*breathes a sigh of relief* xx

WAS IT A SEXY SIGH?!?1/1/

I don't know.

Rate it for meh. o.o

about six inches, maybe seven

o__o

Darn, three inches off the world record. I was so close. ;___;

** Cookirini receives a letter.

Dear Cookirini:

We are returning your package due to insufficient postage. If you want to send this package, please pay $ 1,000 worth of stamps as well as shipping and handling.

We thank you for choosing us,

MoFo Post System.

O___O

WHAT THE....

*sends a strongly worded letter to the Post System regarding cheese and crackers*

THIS IS HIGHWAY ROBBERY! X____________X

*tries to peel the mould off his mouse*
I think I may need a shovel

Here. *hands you a candle*

Burn it off! 😮

Psst.

1) Have you actually checked the package you are "sending"?
2) Have you noticed something different in my avatar/signature set?
3) Would you like a set like that for yourself?

For question 3, tell me which senshi would you like to get into the set (min 1, max 3 cause 4 screws the board's table).

1) Have you actually checked the package you are "sending"?

o.o No?

2) Have you noticed something different in my avatar/signature set?

Indeed I did. 😮

3) Would you like a set like that for yourself?

For question 3, tell me which senshi would you like to get into the set (min 1, max 3 cause 4 screws the board's table).

Well, I would answer in the affirmative, but I have something like five sets that I have not yet used of my own.

Sorry? o.o;;

...Well....if you really want to.....

I'd like Jupiter. 😀

Just Mako-chan?

I aim to please 😀

EDIT:

I used special effects from the gimp (softglow and photocopy effects on both pictures). Since I don't know if you want them in black or white or in color or unaltered, I made six sets.

Unfortunately, I don't have enough quota on my homepage ( o.o; ) and I can't post all the possibilities.

If anyone else is interested, I'm keeping both pictures above to help your selections. That means the note I made to Cooki will also apply to you.

I hate my life. But ust at the moment.

*goes and bangs head on the wall*

Something bad happened on your day?

Oh yes.

like....

Losing my cell phone.

was it a nice phone? or a crappy one?

Tips:

Retrace your steps since the very first moment you notice you had your cellphone all the way back to the last moment you had it.

It's probably in the very least likely place you would look. o.o

It's ok, though. I found it yesterday.

It was just very upsetting to me ;_;

Btw, you might want to check the package.

It kind of stinks, really.

o.o;

I live. o.o

Tell me where I may find this package, DoN. o.o;

It's next to you.

It reminds me of feline "presents". o.o

....Oh. o.o

*takes package and opens* ?

** flashback of DoN sending something furry with claws into a box **

What? You sent Spooky back to her? Darnit, I had that whole vacation with him planned out, and now you go and waste my money on buying him a plane ticket. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Actually I remembered sending the cat to some exotic location because he did business # 2 in my sheets, again.

o_O

YOU DID WHAT WITH MY CAT?!?!?!?!?!!?

*eye flash red*

YOU MUST PAAAAAAAY!!!

I'm sure the cat is much happier now.

Hey, I TOLD Spooky to ask you for permission before we went anywhere. He said you'd given him permission, too, so if you were unaware, then that cat's a liar...

GIMME MY CAT BACK!

Or....I'll never post AGAIN!

......*silence*

Shut up, I know that bluff was total crap! >>

You'll have to ask DoN, he's the only one to know which tropical island he got sent to.

The location is right here and the time is right now.

o.o

You see that bill with the "insufficient postage" note on it? That would be for moi but because I lost my stamp, I had to borrow yours.

Hence, the confusion.

My....my stamps.....? You took my stamps?

...Wow, you're just batting a thousand, DoN.

um um um

hilo? lemmeout pleeeeeeeeeeeeeez pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

i wannasnak inmungreeeeeeeee! =(

!!!!!!

*opens box*

SPOOKY! OOOOOH! I was so WORRIED!

*sniffs with joy* ;________;

rarar

hell o cookiyecookiyecooooookiyeeee =D

itsohot in tere =0

Prepare to suffer, all would-be cat-killers. For here is...

SUPER-CAT!

I didn't plan to kill the cat this time.

BUT if he ever gets near those sheets again...

Mwuaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! }=D

Heeeey! Why is Cooki's spam topic still around? MY spam topic was much much better. Stupid Ezboard hack. *starts beating the hack with a pointy stick*

Because Cooki's spam topic is awesome! And it's old! It's been around for almost 3 years now o.o

**shrug** You can start a new one if you want. Not sure how that's gonna go but eh ^^;

~Shadowed Spirit Sage

*looks at her custom title* Hey who the (insert insulting word here) put that there? :">

Well that may be true but there are topics older, just as, or almost as old as this one that were messed up by the plague.
And besides...creating a new topic wouldn't be the same.... :b

...Its a script.

Script? Script 4 what?

*bangs head on wall*

^^;; Hey hey, it's all right HSW. **patpats** They'll learn.... hopefully.....

....hopefully.....

~Shadowed Spirit Sage

*twitch* and I thought you'd be all 'Hey! Be nice! ^^;;;'. Does he get special sibling treatment?