Don't worry, HSW. It will happen.
No it won't. I'll take legal action if it does.
Why do you need legal action? oO?
Yes...what IS that script? Something in place of post count?
*slams fist on desk* That script is top secret! If anyone finds out about it because of this... this PLACE, this silly TOPIC, I'll have it shut down immediately!
Really? That's nice. *lights Acrio on fire*
Oh by the way...we all know that you're really Cookirini's secret lesbien lover! *runs off* 
>>
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Is that a problem?
Acrio, how could you be her lesbien lover?! WHAT ABOUT ME
Because, you're not a woman.
Oh, and you are?
Acrio, how could you be her lesbien lover?! WHAT ABOUT ME
HE'S MY HUSBAND, YOU TART
...speaking of which... *drags Acrio off* >>
*drags Acrio off*
I almost misread that. 😉
I am...NOT REALLY HERE! I'm a figment of your imagination.
The real Mau is in a happy little perfect world XP
Now now, dears.....no fighting over who gets to taste the cookie tonight!
Don't make me spank you! 😮
Cookie? *grabs the cookies and eats them*
I am in my dorm now.
This is SO AWESOME. 😀 😀 😀
Meh. That's next year's activity for me. One more year of High School, and already it's looking like the hardest one yet...
Nah, it's ok.
This, however, rocks. ROCKS TOTALLY. 😀
How barbarious!! /_______________/
One needs BARBARIOUS body like that in such a BARBARIOUS world!!! *possesses Cookirini and transforms into a lesbian kitten attack artist*
BTW, Craig, good job on Baby Battle. I'd 5 it if I didn't share your account.
*Bow* I'm proud of that one myself. It's a shame, it got 4 5/comments within 2 minutes than sunk into the list and barely got views. *Checks on it*
....I think you've been reading the American manga too much, ne?
.....*being possessed, chases after a female forumer to molest them*
*beats Cookirini with a cross*
YOU NEED JESUS!!!!
XD
The overuse of emoticons is a serious issue.
What was the original one?
Was it the spirit of lesbians from the well?
That's far too mature for us to read about, Cookirini.
(Wanders back in)
What's all this? O.o
(starts whacking Cookie with a stick)
BLARGH!!
(sweatdrops as Cookie's head twists around and vomits on him)
haha are you one of those queers who have like one giant sweat gland on your forehead ahahahahahahahshsadgjhwgdj
HERESY!
I SHALL SCOOTER YOUR DAISYHEAD!
Sounds sexy. Let's do it.
O.o
You crazy. (summons NeoPikmin to maim Wesu)
I'M SPURTIN' HERE
..... :[
Wesu's grown fangs. O_O
That's a modified sad face.
It looks more depressed than 🙁 does.
is sad.
:[ just makes you look ticked off something big.
:* is something weird. Probably has something to do with sour lips.
:% What the heck is this?
:& OH MY GOD! O___O
The last one has a bra stuck in it's teeth.
rofl @ fish furry
That last emoticon is a perv. HOW DARE YOU?! (slap)
Beef pasta is delicious. 🙂
I think just about any kind of pasta is delicious. o.o
Except fetishini. That's just gross.
I never tried it because it looks gross.
Oh my! NOODLE RACISM!
Alfredo is the best, in my opinion.
You cannot beat asian noodles. 
I daresay that alfredo beats Asian noodles. 🙂
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN RAMEN!
Quick. (3 minutes to cook! A noodle record!)
Tasty. (A fact!)
Multiple flavors! (From Beef to Oriental to Cajun!)
And the broth...such smooth, slippery ecstasy!
SLURP...SLURP...SLUUUUUURP...
RAMEN! WETBREAD CRAVES RAMEN!
HOT, SEXUAL RAMEN!
No, Wetbread craves pudding.
