And what makes you think you haven't descended from a monkey, Mau?
Because she's a cat. And not just ANY cat!
Forumers: What kind of cat is she?
A QUEEN cat!
Weeeeh.
Wooork. Museeeum. Claaaaaass.
Not to self: DON'T DO ALL THREE IN ONE DAY.
*falls into bed* xx;
(bounces up and down on the bed) Wakey wakey wakey spankey hanky panky mankey wakey zankey!
o.o
Yes, I agree.
Completely.
100%.
No doubt or mistake.
TRY TO REACH INSIDE OF ME
TRY TO TAKE MY ENERGY
LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT I'M MADE OF
SIMPLE CURIOSITY
TRYING TO TAKE A BITE OF ME
LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT I'M MADE OF NOOOOW
...
(caps)
WOT U MEAN BY THIS?
*wakes up* -____@;;;;;
Ultra, take my underwear off of your head, please.
Cooki and Ultra flirt way too much for the board's welfare.
We've been discussing it and now we just need to flip a coin to see which of you to ban. o.o
I R INNOCENT ;___:
I NO PREDATOR!
SEE?
(And just for the record, I don't play a banjo.)
EDIT:
Quote:
Ultra Sonic 007
Because I Said So
Posts: I AM ERROR
???
I AM ERROR man is a Zelda char.
XD!!!
*dies with laughter*
Oh...it gets worse...
Even the MoFO MS Paint Masterpiece looks better. o.o
XD
*walks in on Cooki and Ultra* Hi there, I-
OO;
Er...I didn't see this...^^; *runs away*
NO U ARE SUPPOSE TO DEFEND ME!! XO
I SIC LINK ON YOU!
IT WAS ALL ULTRA! I SWEAR! I SWEAR!!
*flings Link out of the window*
WHAT?!
(growls as he glares)
This wasn't me...I merely tried to wake you up! Are you trying to pit me and Tergonaut against each other? HOW DARE YOU?!?!
(scene fades to black, followed by deep voice over)
"We will return to 'All my Forumers' after this message."
Defense requires evidence. The evidence I saw was Cooki and you in the same room, with her underwear on your head. That is hardly defendable.
I knew it all along...how could you...
I mean, there are easier ways to cross-dress. XP
Circumstancial at best, Tergo. For that matter, I don't even know how this underwear got on my head in the first place!
FLASHBACK!
(Ultra comes in)
(bounces on bed)
(Cookie wakes up two minutes later)
(Cookie points at Ultra)
(Ultra has underwear on his head)
(Ultra is bewildered)
(Tergo comes in one second later)
END FLASHBACK!
I was only here for a few minutes! I WAS FRAMED!!!
Ultra is right, Tergonaut. Him and Cooki both bouncing in bed together with her panties on his head is circumsantial at best.
Much like a lion who has a face covered in blood is looking down on some poor dead antelope pieces.
Circumstantial at best! Add that to the fact Ultra's "I don't know how her undies got there" defense is rock solid and you have no proof at all besides everything I just mentioned and so much more.
Hey, I was the only one doing the bouncing! She was still sleeping!
(realizes that makes things seem worse)
Ur...this is all wrong! I'VE BEEN SET-UP! IT'S A SET-UP I TELL YA! A SEEEEEEET-UUUUUUUUUUUP!
(cut to commercial!)
"This program brought to you by Lifetime: Television for Idiots."
By reading this post, you've given me temporary control of your mind.
I can't read.
All I now is, I woke up and Ultra was in my room with underwear on his head. x_x
I blame you! (points a finger at Cookie) You've always wanted to set me up...ever since that incident one year ago!
(FLASHBACK!)
Ultra's walking along.
He bumps into Cookirini.
"Pardon me," says Ultra before walking away.
(END FLASHBACK!)
Who WOULDN'T want revenge for that?!
Maybe that was when Cooki's underpants fell on his head.
You're mocking me! That does it, I can't take it anymore!
(grabs Cookie and aims his blaster into her mouth)
Whaddya gonna do now? HUH?!
(OT: This topic has taken a sudden turn for the deadly serious. XP )
*watching everything from the sidelines*
What's this topic supposed to be? Law and Order: SPA?
(No, it's All My Forumers! 😛 )
*takes the gun out of her mouth*
Really, Ultra. Why resort to violence?
"Hey, what's going on here?"
(Everyone looks...to see Ultra standing in the door.)
"Well?"
This cannot be! TWO Ultras!
(organ music)
Quote:
And what makes you think you haven't descended from a monkey, Mau?
'Cuz I'm a creationist foo! 
Edit: I SOOO did not stretch this forum
Pink sucks.
Spoken like a man who's never had a Starburst.
There's a BIG difference.
Pink is pink.
Starburst pink is a strawberry kind of pink.
Therefore, the first one sucks, and the second owns all of thy tongues.
What are you doing dragging the topic away from Cooki's underwear?!? How dare you! XP
And I still think that Big and Amy would make a great couple.
Big + Amy = Bigamy! XD I just put that together right now, and yes I'm being crazy.
Opalfruits > Starburst!
*Shakes fist @ name changes*
(The underwear-wearing Ultra mauls Tergonaut)
The other Ultra blinked. "What's going on?"
Looks like Ultra missed his medication.
Quote:
Looks like Ultra missed his medication.
Now whatever gave you that idea?
I don't take Prozac.
I think he meant the medication that's supposed to prevent you from being cloned by plotholes, Ultra.
You know....the pink Starbursts. ;D
*bang*
Shoots Ultra. Please remain quiet.
Please.
(glances at clone)
(takes off clone's mask)
(it's Ultra Shadow!)
No surprise there. -.-
(hands Jaffa a man suit for shooting him)
But I'm already wearing a bunny costume.
*walks in*
*sees the absurd behaviour*
...
err...
ANYWHOOO
*walks out*
*bites Abi's leg*
You're not going nowhere.
(swings an axe around for no reason)
