Don't touch Cooki, you don't wanna know where she came out of... ^.~;; Trust me, a scarier place than where the carebears have beeen. =P
*crushes the carebear's small frame in his jaws* =) *strips the flesh from the shattered bones and eats*
We need a clean up crew!
Stat!
(janitor walks in)
Janitor: o.o;
YOU'RE FIRED!
Janitor: ;.;
Aah, much better.
My hats off to the ravenous mongoose. *tips hat*
*falls asleep*
....
u.u
Zzzzzzzzzzz
WAAAKE UUUUP!!!
*is shot*
Ow. xx
*ascends into a higher plane of existance*
Mwahaha!!!!!
............It is SO boring here.
*is reincarnated*
(Cookie is reincarnated as..a rock)
But not just ANY rock!
Audience: What kind of rock is it?
It's the biggest rock of all! MT. EVEREST!
MT. NEVEREST, Ultra. Everest already exists, so she can't be it.
Besides, Mt. Neverest is taller.
Yes, yes it is. 😀
Aww that's disapointing. I thought Cooki wanted to be a star. 
(turns Cookie into Beta Papirini, a white-hot star 3.4 trillion light years away from the Mobius Forum)
There.
YAY! She'll really be happy now! Oh make sure she has the internet up there. *gives her some form of internet that can withstand the heat*
There. ^.^ Perfect.
^_________________^
The Ultra Devil Chao has come! So, we just post a bunch of pointless things about things like chicken and Sith Lords?
Welp, Cooki has officially found her own form of heaven. Yay for her! :3
I will now change my sig. Hooray 4 me!
Beta Papirini = REALLY HOT, OH GOD THE BURNING!!!
Therefore...
Cookirini = EXTREEEEEME!!!
By all logical methods, this also means...
Sour milk = Not extreme.
I can't wait until Papirini gets out of beta and is fully released. It's showing a lot of promise, but there are still a few glitches to work out. Like that one time I was walking on that planet orbiting her and fell through the ground... they need to fix that.
But as it turns out, Beta Papirini was leaked!
Everyone: GASP!
Random Passerby: Wait, how can stars leak...?
The leaked version has been scrapped by Cookies&Cream Ltd. At E3, a newer version - Gamma Papirini - shall be debuted. With free cappucino!
Everyone: Oooh...
Don't forget the amazingly realistic 3-D worlds spread out in thirteen discs of fun....and backwards compatibility with games like Kabuki: Quantum Fighter!
And not only that, but it comes with your very own 12-UTENSIL KITCHEN SET!
Everybody: AAAAH!
All for the price of 999,999 &s!
It cuts through pennies 😀
*emanates heat and fire because she is happy happy!*
*gazes up at the stars*
Ah there is Beta Papirini...she's part of that new constellation...HEY! That's the planet Litia! ZOMG! Litia orbits Beta Papirini! It's far enough away from the sun so it's not too hot. 
But it's still glitchy. You'll fall through the ground in a heartbeat if you're not careful.
Don't worry. I'm being inspected by Square, so all is well. 🙂
...*gamma test*
I don't think there's enough radiation for this to be the gamma version. Move forward to Omega version.
*walks off*
Oh no, Litia's been around longer than earth. It just chose to orbit Beta Papirini because she was just that awesome.
Ohh planets!
** giddy with emotion **
In other news, the kitties have attempted a trip to Beta Papirini.
The attempt was a failure.
Fwee! ^^
*does a boogie dance*
I've got something better than kittens.
Observe.
SHADOW IS OFFICIALLY CAPABLE OF SMILING!!!
WATCH OUT PEOPLE!!! IT'S ANOTHER END OF THE WORLD!!!
*orgasms*
** is building a bunker **
Don't ask.
ZOMG! He kinda looks like a SatAM Shadow, except Shadow wasn't created back when it aired and SatAM has long been dead!
AHHHHHH! *Runs around screaming and confused*
RUN AWAY!
^____________________^
I'm going to meet famous people.
^_________________________________^
Huzzah for breaking your face. Smiling that widely CAN'T be healthy. o.o
But I get to meet famous people, so it's ok! ^_______________^
Quote:
But I get to meet famous people, so it's ok! ^_______________^
Even if your face is broken?
Huzzah!
My face isn't broken!
This is the MoFo! The laws of physics don't apply!
So....
^_____________________________________^
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YAY!!!
Quote:
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YAY!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm too young to die!!!
*dives into bomb shelter*
The laws of physics don't apply!? Does that mean I can teleport to see my boyfriend IRL? ^_________________________________________^?
Oh..oh yeah...what's the big deal about meeting famous people anyway?
Because they have money.
Obviously.
She's talking about Dubsie. HE'S famous...and he comes to the Mofo all the time. 😛
Dubsie isn't famous. He's a legend.
(b'.')b I'll drink to that!
