Hmm.

*pokes the next poster* o.o

*explodes*

Good Lord, that's disgusting. x.x

I'd post pictures of an exploding head, but that's R-Rated. >.>

o.o

Uuuh....right......

In other news, Creosete's picture has been declared 'disgusting'.

Everyone else: We knew that.

...oh. In that case...

Tonight is The Apprentice.

Yeah, baby! 😀

"YUO CAN DO IIIIT!"

Martha Stewart, too. I think.

Reminds me of the Waterboy.

"YOU CAN DO IT!"

Sounded like a Mountain Dew commercial. x.x

I was thinking more that Geico commercial.

Tony Little: "Would you like it if you could be buff like me, with only three 15-minute periods of exercise using this one great machine?"
Girl: "Yes I would!"
Tony Little: "Well, I've got great news!"
Girl: "Tell me more! :D"
Tony Little: "I just saved a BUNCH on money on car insurance by switching to Geico! YEAH, baby!"
*cut to him using the machine*
Tony Little: "YUO CAN DO IIIIT!"

Like this.

I was thinking of the Geico commercial too.

Tony Little is scary. o.o

My favorite Geico commercial is a 3-way tie between Tony Litte, the devious squirrel duo (high five! low five!), and the 'in the time it takes you to take the trash out' one.

There's a new bowling one, which is pretty good.

Heheheh. ^^

There's too many to count and remember

However, Quizno's has the best commercial of all time, starring those singing guitar-playing rat/gerbil/koala/whatever hybrids with faces.

"SEE QUIZNO'S SUUUBS!!!"

"THEY HAVE A SPECIAL PRICE!!!"

Instant cult classic, IMO. 😛

Not a chance.

The best one was the Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop commercial.

Now that is classic.

Oh...I forgot that one!

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

Indeed.

....Ya know, we need more people posting in here. No offense to the people who do post in here, definitely, but for whatever reason I'll have to soon call it "Cookirini's OFFICIAL Topic Where Ultra and Cookie Spam Back And Forth"!

I mean, honestly, I can only poke Ultra so many times. :p

*pokes next poster*

*is poked instead*

HAHEHHEH YOU GET POKED!

Phew!

One more poke and Ultra would have exploded.

Me no like exploding.

But me like bouncy!

BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY! (bounces up and down on the next poster's head)

Really? *pokes Ultra*

And am I chopped Liver Cooki?

Not really, Mau.

But have some chopped liver. It's tasty. 😀

Omaha steaks are yummier. 🙂

Omaha steaks are good ^^

NOTHING CAN COMPARE TO KOBE 'BEER' BEEF.

But, if you can't get that, angus will do. ^^;

Yeah - me buying Kobe is about as likely as my living a 300 million dollar Powerball lottery.

180 dollars for a pound? Don't think so :p

That's ok. I have my German chocolate. So I'm happy.

German chocolate tastes the best after you've lodged it between your arse cheeks.

Eww....but it smells really bad. Especially when.....

....you know what, never mind. xx

Choooocolaaaaate...

Also I changed my sig after having the Swiftly Tilting Planet one for, like, forever. w00t @ turtle invasion!

(is mauled by turtles)

Agh!

(is dying)

Rrrgh...with my last breath...I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!!

(dies)

This looks like a job for!

...The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!?

O.o!!

...we are doomed...

That is an awesome sig. XD

I wish that I could roast you in a fire.

New(-ish) sig. Haven't read too much Pratchett (though I do recall reading the Nomes trilogy (out of order, too - Diggers, Truckers and Wings, despite the order being Truckers, Diggers and Wings), Only You Can Save Humanity (that was a fun book), and beating the first Discworld game), but this quote was too awesome to pass up.

Hmm. He has a good point, though.

Why hasn't my custom title changed yet?

I'm wondering that myself. Anyone know what the hold up is? >.>

No hold up. They're changed once a month.

Because Lighthead has better things to do and I'm not an admin.

Because this is the correct topic to ask that kind of question. Yup. Because everyone knows I'm a mod. xx;

Cooki, I hope to be just as great a mod as you are here, one day! #^_^#

Aww. Thanks. :p

HERESY!

THOU ART NOT A MOD!

THOU ART AN EDIBLE SUBSTANCE THAT IS QUESTIONABLY LEGAL!

NOT A MOD! NOT A MOD!

...okay I'm done.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

GOOBLE GOBBLE. GOOBLE GOBBLE.

No...NO...NOO!!!

I SHALL NEVER JOIN YOU!!!

NEEEEEEEEVVVVEEEEEEEEERRRR!

Ooh, you have free chocolate? I'm in!

*eats Ultra's chocolate* 😀

...never mind. I'm not joining you.

Meanie. ;.;

Hmmm. That must be why my custom title's never changed before.