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(@cookirini)
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I only ate the chocolate because it's poisoned.

But I'm immune to the poison, so it's ok. o.o;

 
(@Anonymous)
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Thunder1 has entered at 10:44 pm
Thunder1 (10:44 pm): Where is everyone?
Thunder1 (10:44 pm): Or do they only come out on weekends?
Acriokun (10:44 pm): Here
Acriokun (10:44 pm): I'm right here!
Acriokun (10:44 pm): D=<
Thunder1 (10:45 pm): I get the feeling I came a bit late
Thunder1 (10:45 pm): there's no one in this room
Acriokun (10:45 pm): ....
Thunder1 (10:45 pm): Ah, well, i might as well find something to do, such as spam in the SPA...
Thunder1 (10:45 pm): Too bad no one is here to chat with me...
Thunder1 has left at 10:45 pm
Acriokun (10:46 pm): ..................

*sniffle* #><# *sniff* BAN HIM!!!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Perhaps you were invisible?

Yes...you were invisible. With questionably threadbare camouflage.

 
(@cookirini)
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......

*plays Kingdom of Loathing* o_o

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(plays Kingdom Hearts)

 
(@mau-evig-the-queen-of-cats)
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*plays Ragnarok online*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(casts Ragnarok and impales the next poster)

Golden Sun rocks.

 
(@cookirini)
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*casts all of the forumers into a bad movie about soap products*

MWAHAHAHA! >:P

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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You're a forumer too. You come with us. o.o

 
(@mokat)
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*sniffs a bar of Irish Spring while singing offkey for the bad movie*

:insane

 
(@kaylathehedgehog)
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Tell me, MoKat. Can you get high from sniffing soap?

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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I remember you! (stands on MoKat's head)

 
(@cookirini)
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MOKAT!

Welcome back here!!! 😀

*hug*

Now, as for you, Ultra...I am in the movie. I'm the director. >:p

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Oh really? Then I'm the assistant producer's stunt double.

 
(@silver-the-hedgehog)
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...I'm the assistant prodcer, then. =P

 
(@smeggedoff)
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Drives a beach buggy into the assistant producers father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate

uh oh, Gi'it legs lads! *scuttles away*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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I'm also the gaffer.

 
(@mau-evig-the-queen-of-cats)
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Thank you cooki! ^__________________________^
Finally, someone appreciates greatness when they see it!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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How is directing a movie evoking that emotion from you? o.o

 
(@cookirini)
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*eats alfredo*

Yum. ^^

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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WAIT A SECOND! YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR! NOT THE TASTE TESTER! (plows through script) TASTE TESTING ISN'T UNTIL SCENE 47! XO

(combusts)

 
(@mau-evig-the-queen-of-cats)
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*Is hyper right now*
YES! I HAVE COLLECTED ALL THE SUPER EMERALDS! WOOO! FEAR MEH!!!!!!! *glows* *runs with three blurrs of herself trailing behind her* *bounces off the walls* *the mofo shakes as she hits each wall* o_o

 
(@cookirini)
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*unbeknownst to Mau, the Super Emeralds have been rigged with Rumble Paks!* :p

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Plus, they're fake Super Emeralds?

(grabs magnifying glass)

See? It has Made in Malaysia on the bottom.

 
(@kaylathehedgehog)
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So where did the fake emeralds come from?

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN

 
(@divinedragoonkain)
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From the Fake Angel Island, it seems.

Now, if there's a Fake Angel Island... is there a Fake Knuckles? Fake Sonic? Fake Shadow(Shadow: I'm on to you, faker!)?

I'd do the DUN DUN DUUUUUN thing again, but it'd be obviously ripped off. =O

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Here's how to make...

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

...into something original!

(translates)

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

See? Now it's creepy.

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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No...

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

NOW it's creepy.

 
(@cookirini)
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*sqk*

NOW it's creepy.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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NOW it's creepy.

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Now it's REALLY creepy.

 
(@cookirini)
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o___________o;;;

Er.....yeah. >>

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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NO U is so last weekend's party.

YOU CAN'T TRUMP THE ULTIMATE BASTION OF CREEPINESS...

KANPAI!!!!!!!!

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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That's not creepy, that's cute.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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...there's a difference?

 
(@sk00ter)
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The second link in my sig is true. I didn't pull your leg for once! Yay!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Huzzah for non-false advertising.

 
(@sk00ter)
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SOME RANDOM JOURNAL BY ZIFEI

WITH DYNAMIC VIOLENCE, JUST LIKE GODZILLA

 
(@cookirini)
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I AM, I cried!

I AM, said I.....!!!

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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You think, therefore...

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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Entertain me, young Cooki.

 
(@cookirini)
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Just a moment, Jaffa.

I need to get on my sparkly white bellbottoms. :p

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Bellbottoms aren't as good as Ringtops.

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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And you know this fact how? Oo;

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Simple.

Things that are higher (top = high) are better than lower things (bottom = low).

Logic for the win.

 
(@cookirini)
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And this is the last time I do a Neil Diamond joke.....

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Who?

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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*googles*

Him?

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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He needs a haircut.

 
(@Anonymous)
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Supershort hair is ugly.

 
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