...what?

Ok, it's official.

I'm insane.

And this makes you different from the REST of us?

This is news? BORING. (switches to FOX News)

Not if you knew what I did.

That there is a spider in your hair?

Hello brothers and sisters and welcome to Cookirini's OFFICIAL spam topic- I shall spam here!! Christian Fellowship. Let us open up in prayer......

You must all go to CHURCH!!!!

Why? I'm an evil fundamentalist Christian and if you don't go you're all going to hell! Now get saved you foul heathens!

That's why spitballs wern't invented by German Monks.

But were they even invented by Germans?

No.

The spitball was invented by high schoolers.

German Highschoolers?

Nope. High schoolers from Uzbekistan.

I'm an evil fundamentalist Christian

And?

LOL J/K

*yawn*

djfjdsk.

That is all. xx;

u.u Zzzzzzzzz

I'm not asleep. o.o

*chloroform @ you*

What are you doing? I'm immune to chloroform. o.o

I have something better than chloroform.

*knocks Cookie out with a baseball bat*

A -German- baseball bat?

...Ow!

*implements her next sig and avi set to deflect damages!*

*gets hit instead* Ouchu x.o

*offers a ice pack* :/

(melts ice, thus turning it into a water pack)

*watches TV*

*rips out the intestines of the people who picked on her sigs*

(is grateful he didn't do anything) o.o;

*grates Ultra*

That hurt. Meanie. (traps Acrio in the chatroom with the ghost of Pregga)

I miss him so much. ;.;

What is she doing?

*rips out the intestines of the people who picked on her sigs*

Ya know... in the pale moonlight... you look sort of like a black furred cat with an electric metal rod...

*Shudders*

She's breaking a leg. :p

Wow, Rouge practices ballet! Who'd have thought it?

I guess THAT'S the special kind of dancing that the bouncers of Club Rouge told me I'm under 21 and cannot watch.

She can get her leg hiiiigh o.o

Maybe she's a contortionist?

(Says a word. Just because he can.)

And now Anza must kill you. 🙂

*watches as Anza takes her frilly top off and whips Ultra*

*sets the Lackey on fire with her fire magic and shouts out her battle cry*
"THIS GREATLY OFFENDS MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

*which can be heard clear to Austrailia*

*Poor Creg!* 🙁

*uses fire extinguisher*

Creg?!?

But it's Craig on fire, not his alternate universe gnome self! o________o

....Yes, I know you're not supposed to double post, but.....

Happy birthday.

Creg is apparently the American mis-pronounciation of my name.

And happy day Cookie! *Throws confetti*

Who? You?

Wow. POW!

Man. Zam.

Happy. Slappy.

Birthday. Thursday.

Yush. Mush.

Birthday. Thursday.

Thurs and Birth don't rhyme, and day is the same word.

You'd make an excellent song writer if you rhyme the same word with itself. Failure as a poet, though.

...PARTY TIME!

*lats out the refreshments* ^_____^

What do you know, Mr. Puzzle?

Who's Mr. Puzzle? o.O?

(points to the Posting Puzzles thread further down the page) Craig was embarrassed that I figured out his puzzle. ^.^

Now I'm waiting for someone to figure MINE out. >:P

Happy Birthday, Cooki - catch 22!

Catch 22?

Isn't that like a Phyrric victory? ^^;

Yo yo, how's it going?
I'm busy doing my lawn mowing.
Leave me a note on the table.
So I read it before I watch cable.

My masterpiece.