I don't get chocolate. 🙁

But I did.

no one gets chocolate. its too addicting yet not good for you. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

That sounds like crack, Bass.

And CRACK is WHACK!

it's better for you then pure candy that's full of e-numbers. >> (e-candy! now that's an idea!)

e-Candy FTW!

Looks like I start work next Saturday. Not to be confused with THIS Saturday. Nope. NEXT Saturday.

Gamestop FTW.

*yawns*

FTW!

FTW?

Few Tiny Wombats?

Furious Tired Women?

For The Win.

Although in Cooki's case "Furious Tired Women" might be at least HALF-applicable.

Furious Tired Woman?

Heh....maybe. :p

It obviously reads: Fifty Turtle Wishes

I can list them all if you want.

Turtles have fifty wishes? o___o

.....Is one of them to beat the rabbit? :p

Fifty turtle wishes are nothing compared to one genie wish. Becuase turtle wishes are for turtles. o.o

True, but if you switch today towards a MoFo turtle account you will get fifty turtle wishes for five -easy- payments of $19.95!!! But that's not all! Switch in the next eight minutes of reading this post and you get to be one of GT the Magikoopa's loyal turtle servants free with no extra cost!!! If you don't like having a turtle account or any one of your fifty turtle wishes simply return your account but keep being one of GT's loyal servants as my gift to you! That's right! You better hurry! Offer ends July of 3028!!! Be the first one on your block to have turtle wishes!!!!! It's the next generation of wishes for Generation X where the "X" stands for "X-treeme!!!!!" Don't be a helpless loser! Order this very second!!!!!!!

What's the catch? There's a catch to everything.

Turtle soup FTW

Don't forget the saltine crakcers. :p

I agree. Stock up on LOADS of those, actually, those are delicious in their own right. Literally.

Indeed.

*eats a saltine cracker*

*dies*

*chomps rice, a whole bowl of it* @@;

Ashley died. Gosh.

Break out the Super Soviet Missile Mastar!

o___o

Ultra, WHERE do you find these pictures?!

And reveal my fountain of pictorial knowledge? Surely you jest. 😛

*hugs the kitty*

I LOVE BEING A WOMAN

Screw kittens.

;D

I'd see that!

*snicker* me too!

I don't wanna go to work.

Enough said. 🙁

*blanaces some cookies on your head* i'm not looking to a future of working full time. ox; no one that i know has a job that makes them happy.

Episode VII wouldn't compare to a movie based on this.

:O

But Episodes VIII and IX would.

But...here's a rejected Peter Jackson remake of the Little Mermaid, featuring Gollum the Merbeast.

Myyyy...PRECIOUSSSSGGGGURGLEGURGLEWATERYSOUNDS...

YOU GREATLY OFFEND ME! }:o

O___O

ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!

*melts*

(goes in for the kill)

O______O!

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FUER KATZE!!!! *huggles* ^__________^

fire the pikachu down the well!

That's one hot cat.

*zing!*

Garfield:

I knew I shouldn't have tried the new Jalapeno Lasange...

good = kittens
bad = fire
ugly = kittens on fire o.o
...
THAT MUST BE PRETTAE!

*tempted to display the 'live nude waitress naomi campbell' picture she made for one of her projects* oo

DO IT, please! Naomi is sexy enough.

i'm worried it'd push the PG-13 rating way too far. ^^;

You know, I've been thinking (a dangerous pasttime). If we mods and admins are the ONLY ones who can lock and unlock topics... would that make US the "Master of Unlocking"? I suppose Jill Valentine has some competition, then.