I smell unfair advantages!

*gets a referee*

I smell fire o.o

I smell chicken.

Please tell me it doesn't belong to Leroy Jenkins.

Never heard of him. o_o

I smell Gary Larson.

I smell Charles Schultz.

...murple xx

I smell feaar... *looks around menacingly* Oh, wait, it's the chicken.

THIS GUY SAYS FREEZE!

OOH OOH AAH AAH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The preceding screamfest was brought to you by Fruits Basket spoilers*

*throws the screaming Cookirini over the cliff*

Ok! So who wants pie?

*waits to see who cooki will lands on. places bets that there's a good chance she'll flatten craig* oo

*Cookie lands on this thing*

Wouldn't I land in it? O_o;;;

True.

Naw, it's not big enough. o.o
What exactly is it anyway? Looks like another photoshop thing.

I don't know. Ask Ultra, he probably knows. o_o;

Ok. That does it.

I'm hijacking this thread.

*proceeds to deface everything in the thread*

O________________________O

H-h-h-h-h-h-heeeeeeeeeeey!!!

NOOO! GET OUT OF MY TOPIC!

....Make me, smelly! >:P

*proceeds to cover everyone in smelly*

I AM QUEEN! WORSHIP! BOW! SCRAPE! PLAY ME MY GREATEST HITS OR DIE!!!!!

.....You took my Queen CD?!?!?!?

EVIL!

*proceeds to throw a cow*

*protects herself with the stench of a skunk*
HA! But I be smellier!
YOU NEED JESUS! *Beats Inirikooc with the Bible*

Mwahahahahaha!

*takes Bible and shoves it down her cleavage*

Smelly.

*replaces it with a smelly pr0nzine and a bag of potato chips*

That's it. No more Ms. Nice kitty.
*Eye of the Tiger starts to play in the back ground. Mau cracks her knuckles and whisles as an army of cats comes up. All of them are unaltered males. She points to Inirikooc and they proceed to surround her. They then lift up their tails and spray her with tomcat urine*

*changes the music to "Move, *bleep* Get Out The Way" from the Fast and the Furious and runs the cats over*

SMELLY!

*takes a shower in the middle of the streeet*

*all the men get nosebleeds*

Noooo!

Don't fight! Fighting is bad!

......

*throws a rock at Inirikooc's head* @@;

You asked for it.
*changes the music to "Don't be Afraid" From Final Fantasy VIII*
*Begins to make a summon, and the cats all get up as undead zombie cats. The zombie cats proceed to attack Inirikooc at Mau's command, for she is the supreme ruler of all cats, even the undead ones*
*As they destract her, Mau begins charging up energy, the sky begins to cloud over, rain begins to fall, lightning frightens to strike at any moment from the sky*

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Return of the evil Cooki!! Run AWAAAAAAAY!!!!!

*hides in bomb shelter

Hmm.

Right, where was I.........

*YAWN*

LAAAAAAME.

*sics zombie dogs on the zombie cats, which scatters them in all directions*

Don't worry, I'll defeat this worthless bag of flesh...*stares coldly at Inirikooc waiting for her to make her next move*

*projects images of Live Nude Mama Robotnik into her opponent's mind*

Smelly. >:D

*The zombie cats turn into big zombie cats that eat the zombie dogs*
*Mau ignores the images and fires off a blast of energy at Inirikooc*

*counters with live nude waitress naomi campbell! (edited black bar version, just to be safe)*

*shrugs off the energy blasts, buuuuut....*

OOOUAAAAAAAAG!!!

*covers the children's eyes from the LNNC*

<B>HOW DARE YOU!!!</B>

*takes a pillow from Becca's fortress and watches as it crumbles*

HAHAHA!

.....*pillow fight against Becca!*

*sniffles* just when craig had finished getting the windows right! ;_;

*picks up a pillow in one hand, spork in the other.. pillow fiiiight!*

*proceeds to take two pillows and weave them around, Matrix style*

COME AND GET IT! :"> 3

Noooo, stop! Fighting doesn't so-

*is hit by a pillow*

....ITS ON, BOOBGIRL!

*gets some pillows out and readies for WAR!*

*climbs over the table-streaching jumble that is inirikooc's sig, still flailing her spork and pillow in a deadly fashion!*

Chibi, let's ally our forces! I want my topic back and I want it back NOW!

*readies the cows for the catapulting*

*flings flowerpots!*

deadly! ^.@;

(don't worry, that's the last image i've created for uni that i'll post for awhile. 😛 this one caused my tutor to crack up laughing, so i'm hoping for a good grade. >> )

*snickers innocently as the pot comes right towards her own head.....*

Mother! o___o

*Eats the flowerpot before it hits Cookirini! Runs away with her socks!*

Oh! Phew! Thank you, Chibi dear. 🙂

.....Why are my feet suddenly feeling cold? o_o

*looks proud for a moment at her surreal half-clone's inherited habit of 'borrowing' things*

..>>;

*coughs and changes her expression into one of pillow-fueled rage!* o.-!

*freezes all your feet*

*flings a pillow to launch the first attack!*

*ducks and flings her own pillow, speeding it's launch by sporking it!*

*revives Coldheart as her slave*

Kill! :"> D

*fling*

(for the love of gravy, disable that sig! -ChibiBecca)

*flings flowerpots at coldheart while he's in midair?* o.o;