Sod Shatner's Family Guy appearance. Adam West DOMINATES that show.
*Narrows eyes* How do you know my language!? Are you Sarah Connor?!
...can you interview a dead man!? *DIVES OUT OF WINDOW*
(ROARS) STOP STEALING MY WATER!!! }:O
Sod Shatner's Family Guy appearance. Adam West DOMINATES that show.
Then you SO must see Chicken Little. 😀
<3 @ Don Knotts
O.O; @ The activity of this thread
What?
*boots Andy Griffith out* :p
Noooo, that's Barney.
Remember? 😛
I certainly do remember.
I was kicking Andy Griffith out because he won a presidential medal from Bush this past week - the Medal of Freedom, to be exact. It's the highest honor one can get as a civilian for services rendered to the US, it's freedom and its security.
......How is recording a bad church choir album with infomercials considered protecting our nation's security?! o____O
cuz he beat all the bad gyz in matlok lol
Matlock was so overrated. :p
YER NOT MY FREND ANYMORE
No one's your friend. o.o;
(MAUL'D)
Silly Ultra. Ls are SO overused.
(MAU'D)
This greatly offends me! }:O
(MAU'D)
*rubs eyes* Hmm hmm.
I am tired.
*grinds up Craig Bayfield and turns him into a milk shake* 
AND YOU CAN'T BE MAU'D UNLESS I SAY SO! *thwaps everyone with her new cross necklace*
Quote:
*thwaps everyone with her new cross necklace*
Careful Mau, if 4Kids gets their hands on it they might dub it into a stick...just like Zakuro/Renee from Mew Mew Power...
A stick?! Surely not! Sexual connotations!!
Leave me out of this. I've nothing to do with your backdoor sleazy shinanigans!
JOO NO JOO WANNA
Back when you were the Lackey, the Mobius Forum LOVED your sleazy backdoor shenanigans. ;-P
Of course, without a paradox now, the concept of you making love to a singular forum world is very confusing. I mean, how would it work? Is her lower orifice a volcano or something?
Martha Stewart's Apprentice will not be renewed.
.......
Let's all stop for a moment of silence for a good show and....andHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
*snortsnort*
I can't be serious when I say that about Martha Stewart's show. XD
No Paradox?
AHHHHHHHHH! ANOTHER PARADOX SENARIO!!111!!eleven!!11
k.
o.o?
Whaaaa?
Allow me to translate: Craig without a paradox is a paradox in itself.
PARADOX!!!! *jumps through hoop*
My revelation that Craig sleeps with the MoFo broke him.
But wait...does this mean that earthquakes and erupting volcanoes are in all actuality her rumblings of pleasure from Craig?
...EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
*tries to picture what any offspring would look like* o.o
Ultra, you ignorant fool. I explained this several times:
When I vanished from the MoFo the forum forced you into my role as annoying overposting user with an ambigious relationship with a woman with righteous ranting fury where you both blindly deny it.
As I've been usurped from my role I am not a new me and you are who I was. Thusly you are you because of me and the forum. We are your parents. Only not.
Then how was I born? Was I pushed out of a hot spring or something? o.o
Are you calling Ultra fat?
Well... when daddy Ultra and Mummy Ultra had too many drinks and...
Maybe Jonathan Coulton could explain it better:
"It all started when mum met dad and they danced all night and he took her home. Might have been all the wines they had but they rolled the dice and won your genome... so you grew and you grew and one day you were you and you look like your father and mother. If you're looking for someone convinient to blame you can take your pick it's one or the other... DNA! You're in my heart. DNA! Infact you're in every part of me, each cell has a nucleus, each nucleus has chromosomes and they have DNA, DNA baby that spells DNA!"
If you've seen the Batman Beyond episode of JLU you'd understand 
I'm Bruce Wayne to your McGuiness! NOW DO MY LAUNDRY! DRIVE ME TO WORK! MUSH MY PEAS UP SO I CAN SWALLOW THEM WITHOUT CHOKING!
Pictures of you indicate you still have teeth. o.o
Teeth? Where? *knocks them out*
Craig doesn't like using them, Ultra.
Don't make me take a picture of THE YELLOW. You'll be BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!
......The yellow....? o_O?
British dental hygiene is a stereotype for a reason >.>
*Curses all of the orthadontal work which has ruined my smile over the years*
Ooooh, like yellow teeth? o.o
...Are the, like, canary yellow? o_O;
*pokes the next poster*
*is poked*
What's wrong with yellow British teeth! }:0
*poked, pokes back* my teeth aren't yellow. o_o; i've only got a few fillings.
Double poking
*is poked again*
Arrragh!
O.Q
Shots laser from monocle
O_Q
p____q
Ohnoes, lazzor'd.
HA HA HA FEAR THE MONOCLES OF DOOM!
Q.Q
*laser you all*
Q_Q TINY MONOCLE
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes a broom and smacks the next poster*
*eats broom*
That was my favorite broom! ;__;
*improvises and whacks next poster with a stick*
Not just any ol' spam topic. An OFFICIAL spam topic.
With Chips Ahoy.
*spreads the cookies out for all to eat*
Yay cooki cookies! *eats* ^_____^
Over nine thousand posts. o.Q
