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(@craig-bayfield)
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Beans don't have gas o.o; they create it in your intesinal system via their incompatability with our digestional system and are thusly unable to be broken down as easily as other foods, thusly this creates an influx of gas within your system as the food is being digested.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Oh yeah? Them's fighting words! I challenge you to a duel!

(slaps Craig's face with an iron glove)

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Fightin' words indeed! *Approaches Ultra, clicking fingers*

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it!
No one wants to play as Shadow
Showin' how angsty and boring is your fight
It doesn't matter if he's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

OOO!

*Aims a corn cob at Ultra* Ready to dance, punk?

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Touche. I'll counter your Michael Jackson parody with a music video of Alvin the Chipmunk SINGING with Michael Jackson...WITH THE REAL SONG!

(moonwalks and aims at Craig with a faulty mouse) I'd say YOU better be ready.

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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*Narrows eyes and nods* I take you moonwalk *does so* and raise you one of these dealies *hops and twirls around 3 times, landing with a crotch grabbing "HOOOOO!"*

Eat that!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(snarls) Time to improvise.

(slides across the floor before spinning on one foot and slamming the ground, snapping head up)

CRACK

(snapping breaks neck)

...ow...x_X

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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*Twirls and throws hat at Ultra, then has Bubbles drag him off*

Chit-chit-CHAMOOOOWN MUVALUVA! HEEEE-HEEEE! I'm bad! I'm bad, cha know it! ChamooownAH!

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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* greatly amused by this duel, so sits and watches it.. chomping popcorn*

 
(@cookirini)
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*sings Invincible and has Notorious BIG do the rap out from the grave*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(grabs Chibibecca's popcorn and flings it at Craig) The power of Dubs compels you!

 
(@mau-evig-the-queen-of-cats)
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Err. No it doesn't. It totally doesn't. oo

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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dubs? i thought it was subtitled!

 
(@tergonaut)
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XD You have just been officially PUNished by the Becster!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Subtitles are nothing compared to closed captioning! (whacks Becca)

And you! (whacks Terg) Well...I just plain don't LIKE you.

 
(@cookirini)
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*the evil monkey points at Ultra!*

Ok, now to change the title of the topic...

 
(@tergonaut)
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What will it be?

 
(@cookirini)
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*whistle*

 
(@tergonaut)
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*now imagines a small army of fleas wielding tiny little sporks joining ChibiBecca's Pillow Fortress*

 
(@cookirini)
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Mweheheheh!

*eats a KitKat*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(glances at topic title)

...Cookie, are you on illegal substances?

 
(@gt-koopa)
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I think its...fitting

 
(@kaylathehedgehog)
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Quote:


I think its...fitting


...very much so...

o.o

 
(@gt-koopa)
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*sporkfleas burst out of your bedroom pillow*

 
(@mau-evig-the-queen-of-cats)
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Ewwww!!! *squirts them all with raid*

 
(@cookirini)
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Well, I said I was going to incorporate everyone's suggestions as best I could.

I think I did a fair job doing so. :p

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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So I guess this means the name won't stay for long? Cause that's the only part of my suggestion that I could think of. o.o

 
(@cookirini)
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Ooooh!

I couldn't fit it. ;_;

 
(@Anonymous)
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Bend over... bend over, so much.

 
(@cookirini)
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*slaps Acrio* Stop that! o.o

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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spork fleas..

*curls up and laughs* ^.^;;;;

 
(@gt-koopa)
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Because we all want our sporkfleas fresh.

...come to think of it, what do sporkfleas look like?

 
(@mau-evig-the-queen-of-cats)
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oo! Acrio must be REPORTED! *flees to EVC* :lol

 
(@cookirini)
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Sporkfleas are pink and carry lime green sporks.

 
(@gt-koopa)
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at least the sporks arn't attached to their bottoms...

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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*nods* cooki knows her sporkfleas well!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Where's a can of Raid?

 
(@cookirini)
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Sorry, Ultra, Raid does not affect them. 🙂

 
(@the-turtle-guy)
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*hands ultra a can of Arosol Spam*
THEIR ONLY WEAKNESS OMZ

 
(@cookirini)
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;___;

Don't kill them! They kill smallpox! 🙁

 
(@hyper-sonic-warrior)
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O__________________________________O

My avi & sig dont get show enough.

FIXED

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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They have now.

 
(@cookirini)
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AAAAAUGH!!!!!

*is overwhelmed by the Pichus* x___________x

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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(@hyper-sonic-warrior)
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SPANK SPANK SPANK

 
(@cookirini)
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STOP IT!

...You'r making me want to spank the next poster! ;___;

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Fortunately, you may WANT to, but you must bear in mind that I'm posting this best of all possible pictures for the best of all possible reasons in the best of all possible worlds. ;P

BTW, I'll agree, the picture IS NOT A CHRIS-CHUUUUUUUUNAA! EVERYTHING IS UNGODLY!

 
(@tergonaut)
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That spanking was in time to the music I was listening to at the moment I saw it.

Scary.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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It mustbe Pichu's birthday. Why else would he mutilate himself via smacks on the tushie?

 
(@cookirini)
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Either that or he's seducing Digtrio. oo;

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Dugtrio's a jerk. If Pichu's seducing anyone, it's Misty. oo;

 
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