No, he's actually trying to seduce Brock. But that doesn't work because Brock is still torn between Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy, or the standard random girl that shows up in almost every episode. Oh, or Professor Ivy, her too.
Nah. Professor Ivy always makes him cringe and curl up in a fetal position. I think she sexually abused him. Even though Pokemon is a show for kids, no other explanation fits. After all, a mere dumping wouldn't do that. o.o
But Ivy was like 10 Super Joys in some areas *ahem* and Brock must have been crushed to have seen paradise and then been exiled back to Earth. He'd be like that crazy dude in Star Trek Generations.
Poor Brock. Stuck with pre-teens and girls who are their job. Maybe he should whiten his skin, grow his hair and go for flat-chested 16 year olds.
I don't get the reference.
(censors Pokemon for Brock's girl-crazy mannerisms. So says the FCC!)
How did we get on the subject of pokemon? 
...Pichu seduced us. o.o
*stab pichu*
*dies of electric shock* O__O;
EDIT: Fixed typos because SOME PEOPLE can't tell what I mean. Not that I'm saying any NAMES, ULTRA.
Stap? Do you mean stab or stamp?
Because if it's the latter, I need to mail the little guy to BMFH Shipping & Transport.
I don't see what's so special about Pichu or Pikachu.
I always rooted for Meowth
Vulpix, yo.
Or Ninetales.
Though a Raichu with Surf is practically unbeatable due to its speed and power.
Nothing compares to the power of Mewtwo. Not even that crappy Rayquaza.
(grumbles) It missed the card game last week.
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Mewtwo rocks! 😀
I loved Mew. He was so cute! ^_^
*is watching Titanic on HBO*
Must.....turn.....away......can't....... o.o
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EDIT: Fixed typos because SOME PEOPLE can't tell what I mean. Not that I'm saying any NAMES, ULTRA.
In other words, TTG needs anger management.
Ouu! And I always thought the three elemental birds were cool. Zapdos, Articuno, and ...the other one was Soltres right? Foltres? Something like that. Interestingly enough each bird would end in a spanish number with their name.
Moltres...
*electrocutes*
It's Voltres!!! ^_________________^
*shotshotshot*
Oh ok. I just remember there was an ice one, an electric one, and a fire one and the last part of their names were uno, dos, and tres. 
i find that if you fling a pichu plushie just right, it becomes a pretty deadly weapon.
.. not that i've practised it too often. >>;
Other sources indicate that certain factions of the Christmas-shopping populace favor Pokemon plushies like Cloyster, Pineco, and other pointy-ended Pokemon due to ease of use as projectile weapons to knock down that other mom before she gets the last of the ever-so-desireable latest Christmas toy craze.
OMG YOU POST INNUENDO! I TELL ON YOU LIKE GOOD NOOB!
(hops away)
No, I post INUENDO, not INNUENDO. Duh.
*wins or spams or whereever this place is*
I SPAM J00
....I don't know, I felt like saying that. o_O
I SPANK J00
The best Pokemon is obviously Espeon.
Espeon forever. =D
Pshaw!
Ninetales and Raichu are the greatest Pokemon.
*is spanked* xx
C'est un pige!
*devours everything in sight for no apparent reason*
Tasty!
(glances at Cookie) Spanked? oo;
LAP DANCE! (waves eight-dollar bill in the air)
*does the Napolean Dynomite dance on your lap*
*the sound of "Vigilant Censorship ENGAGE!" is heard throughout the forum*
*this topic is CENSOR'D*
Thank you for not lap dancing in the aisles, makes it harder for the waitresses to get through.
(glares at Sailor Modesty) Feh, you ain't the boss of me!
(directs Sailor Modesty to this thread)
Now I hereby order you (Modesty) to strip down and be a naked cheerleader for me and the other forumers. You're overdue for showing a little skin anyhow! >=P
Actually, one might say Sailor Modesty's already dressed down.
Here's Sailor Modesty fulfilling the requirements that Ultra Shadow has set forth. Warning: may offend some viewers.
And after you enjoy seeing that, here's her new outfit and new official hairdo.
(sucks away the censor bar) RAR! I'll get different cheerleaders! (searches for Sailor Orange)
それはトラップである!
*falls for the trap*
NOOOOOOOooooooooooooo...........
Should've listened to Ackbar.
Es ist eine Falle! una presa! C'est un pige! 这是陷井! Het is een val! Είναι μια παγίδα! 함정 이다! uma armadilha! Это будет ловушкой! Es una trampa! それはトラップである!
Hooray for lobster men from Mon Calamari.
"In other words..."
o.o
*click*
IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP
Ack! *close*
YOU BASTARD, SHADOW HOG!
I love that line
In Soviet Russia, IT traps YOU!
In Soviet Russia, you trap me. o.o;
....What? o.o;
*clicks on that dressed down Sailor Modesty link*
O.O
THIS GREATLY OFFENDS ME! Terg! How dare you corrupt our minds with this...this...vile madness!? You should be ashamed of yourself. =/
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In Soviet Russia, you trap me. o.o;
Kinky. How about you become a naked cheerleader for the Evil Forumers? I normally only except female Sailorness Scouts, but I'll make an exception. >=D
ohnoes
i now have images of kinky, naked, russian scouts in my head
Cherish the thought.
i cant! thoughts like that could send me to hell :O
Then listen to the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack backwards. You'll feel much better in good time.
