Gawd dammit woman! Stop givin' da Lucas tree fitty and he'll stop making @#%$ movies!

Becca: tell me, how long would you take, after i hypnotised you into lackey mode, to build me a death star out of pillows?

Craig: Back when I was a lackey, it'd take 10 minutes for the frame, 5 minutes for the mechanics to make it orbit, 2 seconds for the eclipse cannon and 6 days for the obviously easy to find and destroy chute leading to the unprotected powercore

Becca: *nods*..right.

Craig: The last bit is optional but recomended. Why do you ask?

Becca: *sways from side to side, using her mongoose wisdom* retuuuurn to your lackey-mode, retuuurn! o@

Craig: o.o *stare*

Becca: read the page before the one you posted in, in cooki's thread. 😛

Becca: *sway, sway*

Craig: Yes mistress @.@

Becca: build me a death pillow star, worthy to take on any planet! oo

Craig: As you wish

Craig: *constructconstruct*

Becca: (can i post this into the thread? i'll change the aim names )

Craig: *6 days, 15 minutes and 2 seconds later...*

Craig: (Sure)

Becca: *cackles in a way that would make any self-respecting witch envious!* ^.@

Craig: But not Elphaba. You can't make her envy. Even if she is green *hugs Elphie* She's perfect

Becca: ..ahem...*flings up her hands, posing dramatically* behold my floating masterpeice, the death pillow star! make your time, hahaha! ^.@!

Yaaaay!

*dancedancerevolution!*

(is too drunk to dance) Fwaa. x.x

Never noticed this thread

But it is the most active in the whole board! ;
U NO PAY 'TENTION

*burps out fire* o___o

And the Queen of cats is in DA House!

*pokes cat* o.o

(is still passed out)

...The Boondocks is really......huh. o_o;

Yes. I AM THE CAT QUEEN!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *chokes on catnip and dies*

Boondocks are silly.

And raunchy. o.o

And they use the word '@#%$' a lot. POLITICALLY INCORRECT!

*Stands aboard the Pillow Death Egg StarARK wearing a red shirt*

Becca? Shall we send them a message, to fear this satellite? We have eclipse cannon, teddy bear destruction and Shadow.

Which shall we fire?

(writes a fourth option onto the 'Choose-Your-Choice-of-Death' dial)

TIC TACS

There.

*Goes into veteran mode, sprouts new scars and an eyepatch*

Yargh, ye haven't lived through office war until ye've 'ad a few o' dem Tic-Tacs pelted at yea. Lost me best Luitenant, Compton to a Tic-Tac, Agent Nathanuel Smith was leathal with'em, does and da dreaded STINGER paper-clip missile. Sometimes I get flashbacks, see, sliding down the isle in your chair and launchin' out 3 bits of folded paper, ye'd bruise up like a week old apple if ye weren't careful. Mackmuud was always on the watchout, he was the easy one, flick something 'is way and 'e'd join in with an array of elastic from the rear, it was CRUTCHES CHRIS ye had to worry about, 'e stopped ya, and 'e'd take ya to DA ROOM! and once ya go to DA ROOM! ya don't come back.

*exaggerated real life stories of Royal Mail, Mahmuud being our team manager and Crutches Chris being THE BOSS*

Craig...that was an example of prime, Grade-A Wankese. Congratulations for sounding silly.

No, no, no.... THIS is Wankese:

At the time, I couldn't understand what he was saying, he seemed so distant, so cool. But I think now I understand, in his own little way he was preparing me for the tasks which would lay before me for the rest of my life. I remember thinking then, am I ready for such responsibility? I still don't know, but I followed him into the unknown anyway.

Maybe. Maybe that's what I was meant to do.

*Leaps to her feet and gasps*

My goodness! Up there in the skies! That looks a lot like a Death Pillow StarARK!

ASSEMBLE SAILOR WARRIORS! WE MUST COMBAT THIS NEW THREAT!

*Rushes outside*

*pelts Sailor Goku with Tic Tacs* >:p

True, but at least it ended in Zanarkand. (hides from the Tic Tacs)

*watches stuff*

Hmm...intriguing! O_o

It ended in the Isle of [Annoying-Brats] where Tidus handed his wankese flair to Junior, who met @#%$ and Goofy!

*totally dead at the moment but is suddenly revived for no apparent reason*
'sup? *ties herself to a rocket and launches into space*

what shall we fire? attack them with shadow. use an angst attack! oo ..should be deadly enough against these sailors.

*looks at Craig's post*

...?

...Donald.

Donald.

Donald. Donald? Donald! Donald...

Okay, now that we've determined Donald not to be censored, what DID Craig say? Sailor he-who-must-not-be-named?