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(@ultra-sonic-007)
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I wish America had Japanese arcades. ;_;

 
(@cookirini)
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*eats waffles as she laments missing Aqua Hunger Teen Force* ;_;

 
(@gt-koopa)
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Forget "Peter Griffin's OFFICIAL Spam Topic," call it "Google video search...thing...a...ma...bob...war...place...um...OFFICIAL Spam Topic."

It sounded alot better in my head. Really.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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No...'Cookirini's Official Spam Topic - SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!'

 
(@tergonaut)
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Curse the Japanese and their advanced floor technology! Between them and the Canadians using combat bras and larger, more powerful toilets, the US is falling behind in the world's technology race!

...credit Dave Barry for info on the Canadian technologies, they've actually had them for years now >>

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Meh. Kids Next Door's got better bras.

Battle Ready Armor.

A bra!

You become a super samurai! }:O

 
(@tergonaut)
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What a coincidence, they're talking about bras in Mau's new spam topic.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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You're the one mentioning bras.

PERVERT.

 
(@tergonaut)
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But I like military technology. It's so cool.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(@tergonaut)
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Yes like that.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Technology for the win.

 
(@steebay31)
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I once used that floor TV stuff in a mall in Washington D.C, actually. It was pretty fun.

 
(@cookirini)
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Floor TVs sound pretty cool, actually.

....But I like my old TV. *hugs it* 🙂

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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My first TV died years ago. ._.

 
(@spork-fetish)
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I remember when my first TV died. I was so sad.

Now I have an awesome one that makes it look like horse puckey.

 
(@gt-koopa)
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That's nothing @ pic

Check out the next level in stealth:

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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That guy stole Wonder Woman's invisible jet!

 
(@marky100)
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Then just a single level higher in stealth technology.

i bet you didn't see THAT coming. which is exactly why it's so stealthy.

 
(@cookirini)
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I have something that's better than stealth tech.

It's called....a napkin. 😮

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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my tv has a video player built in, bwahaa~

 
(@spork-fetish)
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My old TV had a VCR built in. My new one doesn't, but that's okay because I don't watch movies much.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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VCRs still exist? o.o

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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yup. although the only videos i have on me are the first three star wars films. oo;

 
(@cookirini)
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Yes.

 
(@mau-evig-the-queen-of-cats)
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Huh what's going on? This topic changes topic every five posts XP

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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amasing, isn't it?

cooki's randomised topic subject change seems to be gaining the same sort of place as the randomised forum themes.

 
(@spork-fetish)
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Yeah, I like Family Guy, too.

 
(@gt-koopa)
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It doesn't change topics, all future posts reflect previous topics of the few pages past. They just weave in and out. 0=0:_!

*guess the secret behind Knux's power and win a cookie baked by the official chef of the Domokun government*

That's so official I can't believe it!

 
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(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Can you put it into waffles? Tasty waffles with lots of syrup?

 
(@tergonaut)
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Nice. Hello Kitty, and I believe she's dancing with Daniel?

 
(@spork-fetish)
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No, I don't believe the war in Iraq is necessary.

 
(@mau-evig-the-queen-of-cats)
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Never watched hello kitty. But the merchandise was always adorable to see ^_^;
And that's actual money? D00d that would go totally awesome in my coin collection!

 
(@spork-fetish)
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But what about the lost kittens? They need homes, too.

 
(@cykairus)
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Quote:


Never watched hello kitty. But the merchandise was always adorable to see ^_^;


not to mention that Hello Kitty evidently packs heat.

AND A RIFLE TOO. What DOESN'T Sanrio stick that thing's face on? Notice: its face is on the bullet casings too.

Scary thing is, to my knowledge, these aren't edits. O.o

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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And this is article where the money is mentioned.

 
(@spork-fetish)
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Ah, but Canada IS overrated!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(@spork-fetish)
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Lol?

I missed the funny, sorry.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(@spork-fetish)
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rofl??//

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(@gt-koopa)
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This greatly offends me! }:o

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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I offended a red X? o.o

 
(@gt-koopa)
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Dang google firewalls forcing me to upload it to my own serverhost...

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Gentlemen are for sissies. YOU MUST EARN YOU MILEAGE!

 
(@cookirini)
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*huggles Cthluthu*

What can I say? I go for dangerous men... :p

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Hmm...Cthulu is made of tentacles.

(hopes a Japanese anime isn't made based on the works of H.P. Lovecraft)

 
(@spork-fetish)
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CTHLULU COMMANDS YOU TO KNEEL

 
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