*takes out a can of Dr. Pepperspray....*
o.o
`spits in Cookirini's Dr. Pepper`
Do you still want it?
KAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNN!
Shendu.........
.....nevermind. XD
(hands Cookie a fresh Dr. Pepper)
*gags shendu to ensure cooki's fresh can of dr pepper is safe* >>
(immediately swipes the Dr. Pepper back) MINE! O>O
oo;
*ties up ultra!*
*swaps dr pepper with dr shipmen*
Famous last words?
Yeah.
Does anyone have any idea what that can of Dr. Pepper has in it?! O__O
Pepper.
Or doctors.
No one can be really sure.
I prefer Pepsi.
Diet Pepsi with Lime for the win.
If you mix a cola with lime and a cola with lemon, do you get a cola with Sprite?...
A Spritzer? Those are good.
CLICK MY LINK YOU CONSERVATIVE BABOON
jk donthurtme
Babboon's have colorful butts. Butts that are scratchable. Yet still stinky.
ARRRGH! The full version x.x
YEEES YEEEEEES SHE DID!
The scariest thing is, with context... that's her OWN family she's yelling at!
It's pretty sad when the video ends and the entire family is either in tears or forlorn. At least the other spouse helped the older girls GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!
And people wonder why religious people are thought of as idiots.
I think Margaret (NAME!) is going to become Smagol one day.
"Dark-sided stuffs, yes my precious, psychics, star charts, witch-craft precious she's NOT A CHRISTIAAAAANA!"
Hopefully Sam will push her off the stairs before they reach Shelob.
Nah. She'd already have been accidentally killed by the Balrog all the way back in Moria.
Besides, its a better death than falling off the stairs. You get burned to a crisp by a mythical creature!
But come on, she's a God Warrior! She can put up with a Balrog. Sheesh.
But what idf it was psykic?
Dude. Her voice is like a siren call for the Nazgul. They would eviscerate her.
D&D CHRRIIISSSSTIIIIAAAAAANAAAAAH! Lady: "Why am I always the warrior?! Why can't any of you be the warrior? Just once?!" I wanna use my level 12 DARK-SIDED PSYCHIK!!!!! EVERYTHING'S UNGODLY! In Jesus name... I pray!
You know that woman's scream?
My grandma sounds like that when she's mad.
And my grandma gets mad a lot. 🙁
and another thing... what makes this thread so official?
The shiney certificate signed by FexusFan
And the fact it's bigger than you.
This thing is bigger than us all!
It's like the Blob. We can't stop it. It will slowly devour the entire MoFo...
...And I for one, welcome our new master.
thats Dr FexusFan to you!
...That lady scared me.
Thank god her kids moved out. o__o;
i just realised this is now domokun's thread <3
Yes it is.
Domokun: *fart* x//x
i have the same pic in your sig, as my desktop...
wooooooooooooooooooooo!
Oh?
*gets ready for class....and then work* >__>
You're late. (sends you to detention)
Hey! I'm the teacher here!
*gives Ultra detention, and a dunce hat*
Today, we shall be learning about, the mighty Leaftor.
Now Leaftor is a being of indescribable power, that forms when any sufficient amount of leaves gather together, hence the tradition of kicking piles of leaves, and starting bonfires.
Any questions?
yes, can i go for a pee, sir?
No. This is only a small school, and as such, we can't afford student toilets witout sacrificing the teachers lounge massuer
Yes, I do.
If Train A was riding west at .5 mph, and Train B was *shot*
Ahh, Cooki, the answer is never.
British Rail would never allow trains to actually move, they are merely perpetually delayed.
...Support American trains! They're not delayed. o_o
*shot again*
In that case, they are already there.
NEXT QUESTION!
What is the secret of life?
Discuss!