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(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Mmmmmm....soup

 
(@tergonaut)
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Heated pools would be nice.

Or at least indoor.

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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i thought most public swimming pools would be indoors? keeps off the rain, wasps and leaves.

*smites her earlier accidental doubepost*

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Wasps + Swimming pools = BAD

I got stung by one in Turkey in a pool, on my toe >.@ That hurt a lot. Especially since all bugs in that area are like, double regualar size. It was like having a bright orange bird attack my foot o.o

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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owch. o_o;

 
(@tergonaut)
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a bright orange bird

I GET THE HINT! I know when I'm not wanted.

...wait I'm not a bird. oo

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Still, finding a mantis in the pool was scarier. But neither were as bad as watching them put the clorine in.

Those pools before about 10 am, would have bleached shadows.

Edit: Paging Tergirlnaut...

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Tergome?

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Possibly, either way, we need a big orange bird. And painting Big Bird dosn't count.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(@cookirini)
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*watches The Apprentice*

...THIS IS SO NOT FAMILIAR! :O

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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The Apprentice for the lose! }:O

 
(@cookirini)
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The Apprentice is a good show.

DO NOT DARE DEFILE IT!! :"> (

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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...

(paints a goofy mustache on the Apprentice)

Daffy Duck, eat your heart out. >:D

 
(@cookirini)
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STOOOOP!

Or else I'll tell your father! >:(

 
(@tergonaut)
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...wait, why does calling for Tergirlnaut even make sense? She's not a bird.

Crimson: Ah, but she's a chick! =D

Me: Curse, he's right! And she's orange by virtue of being Tergish!

YOU WIN THIS TIME, CRANBERRY-TINTED CANINE!

 
(@cookirini)
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o.o

I assume this is in reference to something else I missed? o.o;

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(points to the previous page) EJUMACATE YERSELF.

 
(@cookirini)
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....Make me. 😮

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Don't make me take off my belt.

(WA-CRACK!)

 
(@gt-koopa)
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George: GO TO YOUR ROOM ELROY!!!
Elroy: But dad... *sniff*
George: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Ohnoes! Beaten at my own game by Captain Chinos!

I must flee into the night!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Dude, you're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

 
(@professor-coldheart_1722585839)
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No Bulls**ters! No arse lickers!
YOU'RE FIRED!
/

 
(@cookirini)
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Donald Trump is so much cooler.

 
(@professor-coldheart_1722585839)
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LIES!

One series is enough.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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No Apprentice is better than the Master. (force-chokes you)

 
(@cookirini)
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Oh yeah?

My Apprentice show was THE ORIGINAL.

So there!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(BLACK HOLE'D)

 
(@great-mysterious-catqueen)
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Lovely. :p

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(pokes CatQueen's sig in the eye)

 
(@cookirini)
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o.o

Peter Griffin: Nothing like good old fashioned family racism!

*slaps Ultra*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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What'd I do? o.o

 
(@the-turtle-guy)
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You said the magic word. ~_^

 
(@marky100)
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everyone loves being racist to bluey, greeney, greyish people. they suck so much.

 
(@mau-evig-the-queen-of-cats)
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What about purple people?
Oh wait...they're extinct because the purple people eater ate them...

 
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(@cookirini)
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No, but I am reminded of certain heirlooms my mother had from my grandfather. I am thinking of maybe bringing them, if I recieve them, to a museum or something, to contribute to the historical treatemtn of blacks.

Because they are extreeeeeeemely racist. o_o

 
(@mau-evig-the-queen-of-cats)
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My grandfather hated the Japanese. But that was because he was in WWII. oo
But then again, I love the Japanese. Funny how society changes? :lol

 
(@marky100)
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one day im going to encourage racism so much against bluey, greeney, greyish people, that we start beginning to love them. then we beat the purple people.

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Quote:


one day im going to encourage racism so much against bluey, greeney, greyish people, that we start beginning to love them.


But zombies are people too...

 
(@marky100)
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correction: zombies USED to be people. which means they dont get in on the gay marriages in the uk. 🙁

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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That's only because of their terrible habit of eating the vicar...

 
(@marky100)
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are you GENERALIZING? not ALL zombies eat the vicar, thats racism! }=O

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Actually it's vitalism

 
(@marky100)
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i feel ill...
stomach ache. 🙁

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Then you shouldn't have eaten that vicar.

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Yeah, you'd have been better off trying Father Grigori on for size.

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Now THAT would result in stomach ache o.o Or explosive diahorrea...

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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And a whole lot of demented laughing, to boot.

But then, it's all about the demented laughing.

 
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