Really, I thought it was about crushing your enemies with cars and cutting them in half with super-accelerated buzzsaws...
YOU ATE THE VICAR OF DIBLEY!!!!?!?!?!?!?!? o________o
I think she's more than a meal for young Marky...
Well, still!
You just don't eat the Vicar of Dibley.
Not until Owen's lost his virginity!
Then all's fair in love and war. *is sooo shot*
Did someone say Zombies?
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... but wouldn't that be necrophelia? oO
Whhhhhhhat? That has GOT to be a photoshop edit.
Whhhhaaaat? That has GOT to be a photoshop edit 
You would think so...
*tries to figure out how or why that was double posted. oO
*headdesk*
Are you serious? That can't be a normal church service thingamajiggy oo
*needs to put something like that up at her church* oo
(DEATH STAR'D)
OOOLD CARD.
*wraps up Christmas presents*
Heh heh heh. I said 'duty'. 'Doo-dee'. Nyeh heh heh heh heh heh!
Stormtroopers Gone Wild? oO?
Hee hee, Stormtroopers are so cute when they're faceless comical servants of the Empire.
awwwwwwwww @ storm troopers
why do people hate them so much? 🙁
The answer is: I don't know. o.o
People hate Stormtroopers because they can't hit jack squat. Sure, they were accurate and elite troops when they were clone troopers for the Republic...but the become stormtroopers for the Empire, and they can't hit Luke when he's STANDING STILL.
People hate Stormtroopers because they can't hit jack squat. Sure, they were accurate and elite troops when they were clone troopers for the Republic...but the become stormtroopers for the Empire, and they can't hit Luke when he's STANDING STILL.
This is due to genetic degradation that happened in the cloning process. See, the clones are like their genetic father, Jango Fett and depend on his DNA for survival. However, like inbred cousins, as each successive generation of clones is breeded with one strand of DNA (and no doubt the process became more difficult after Jango's death) certain defective traits in the clones become more noticable, and without modifications to the genetic line (i.e. normal breeding) these less desirable traits become the more dominant ones.
It's a proven fact that, after several generations of genetically inbred children in royal families, the inbred children are less intelligent and hundreds of times more susceptible to mental and other problems in comparison to children who are not inbred - due to what is missing in the inbred children's genes. Thus, this is why Stormtroopers are so stupid that they couldn't hit someone between the eyes, even if the gun was pressed directly in between someone's eyes.
.....Actually, I don't know, I'm just pulling things out of my butt. But it still sounds cool.
The several generations thing might've held more water if it had been two hundred years between the Empire's inception to the happenings of Episodes IV-VI...but as it stands, seeing as how the Empire existed for only around three decades...that's VERY quick clone degeneration.
And don't pull stuff out of your butt! It's very unsanitary.
it's help massively if their armour wasn't made out of plastic. oo;
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People hate Stormtroopers because they can't hit jack squat.
They should've gone to 
If there are people who are procrastinators, is there anyone who's a concrastinator?
A concrastinator is someone who does everythning because laziness is bad.
Yes I'm pulling more stuff out of my butt. But I'm clean, so it's ok. o.o
If the opposite of Pro is Con...wouldn't the opposite of Progress be Congress???
Just a little thought.
That is a startlingly good point, GT.
And it would make total sense. o______O;
Its a famous quote. 
Oh? I did not know that.
By who?
HAH! So true.
I thought it was known everywhere or close to everywhere that whoever really came up with it is lost to the wave of time and housing developments.
I did not know that. o.o
.........
Um....DISTRACTION TIME!!!
*hangs the next poster up like a wreath* xx;;;;;;;
;___;! what'd i ever do to you?
(unwreaths Cheebs)
My Christmas Elitesig.
*ultra gains a cookie*
..'least i wasn't tied to the top of a tree this year. oo;
That can be arranged. *grabs rope*
*hides in the topmost tower of her fortress* methinks not!
Yay Christmas
Yay cookie. (chompchomp)
OMG WHY ARE YOU EATING ME?!?!?! T_________T
Quiet. (chews your mouth off)
MMMMmmmphmpph. MMMMP! o____O
*gets herself a new mouth*
...And now this is war. +__+
*hands cooki a pillow decorated with very festive and merry sporks on it* merry beatings. ^.^
Aaaaah, thankee. >:3
*commences the beating!*
Ooh. Thanks.
(uses the spork pillow to dig into Cookie and eat more chunky goodness than before!)
*stabs Ultra in the eye*
*watches the two from the safety of her fortress* oo *flails pompoms in support?*
