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(@tergonaut)
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Not that it'd be a terrible loss if he had to get a wig or something, he's had that hairstyle forEVER!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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I remember where he tried to act macho. He wore an outfit with a million zippers...and he couldn't find his keys. 😛

 
(@spork-fetish)
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But what about the children?

 
(@gt-koopa)
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The children are contempt watching Garfield and Friends

 
(@spork-fetish)
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You mean "content".

And Garfield isn't on cable TV anymore, sadly.

 
(@gt-koopa)
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You can catch it on Toon Disney...well...if you are a problem sleeper.

 
(@cookirini)
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I am extremely disappointed with Randall, winner of The Apprentice season 4. I have seen now that he is a total buttcheek.

That is all. *mumble*

 
(@gt-koopa)
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So that's what top businessmen want for hire nowadays?

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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I am extremely disappointed with Randall, winner of The Apprentice season 4. I have seen now that he is a total buttcheek.


 
(@spork-fetish)
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LOLOLOLOL THAT IS SO FUNNY only not really. Seriously, what's funny about owls and text?

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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because owls are amasing and brilliant creatures, who catch mice and stuff at night without flying head-long into trees. wonderful stuff.

*has worked out the most effective way to make her best freinds brain explode* i've just given her my finished essay to spell and grammer check. ^.^ she's just got to the stage of shaking her head in horror, but i'm fully expecting her to start foaming at the mouth any second now!

this is why i keep explaining to my tutors that while i love to draw, getting anything written out of me will risk their sanity.

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Fortunately, tonight, writing's not on the menu.

So I'm gonna have to juuump!

 
(@cookirini)
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So that's what top businessmen want for hire nowadays?

Sadly, yes.

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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bwahaa, that's the essay finished. i can finally focus on drawing again. ^.x; *flops*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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*flops*


Ooh, pancakes. (flip-flops the Chibi-cake with a spatula)

 
(@cookirini)
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*eats popcorn*

....I want pizza! xx

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(hands Cookie a phone)

 
(@cookirini)
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*picks up phone* Hello?

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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"YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS."

(click)

(phone goes dead)

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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*latches onto the spatula with her teeth, still asleep* xx;

 
(@spork-fetish)
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because owls are amasing and brilliant creatures

I've heard that they're actually pretty stupid.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(blinks) oo;

(wiggles spatula) Hey! Start flipping!

 
(@cookirini)
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....This is what I get for watching <i>Armageddon</i>, isn't it?

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(shrugs) I don't know.

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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*wiggled* ox?

*climbs up the spatula, up ultra's arm, latches onto his nose*

zzzz~ x.x

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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ACK!

(sneezes)

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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aiee! *flies away*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Wait! I'm still hungry for pancakes! (chases)

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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i haven't got any on my head! *flaps her arms to try and fly faster*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Yar! (leaps and grabs Becca by her feet) Gotcha! }:D

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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*flapflapflap!* >@;

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(wiggles legs in midair) You can't keep flying forever!

 
(@the-turtle-guy)
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THROW IT ALL AWA-A-AY

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Oh dark the darkness that dozes in the dusk

Man, I've not listened to that song in well over a year. It was a catchy song. I should look into listening to it. Again.

 
(@cookirini)
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xx

Well......I guess today was...very....very...very interesting.

 
(@tornadot)
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So is your avatar and sig...well actually they are creepy...

*hides behind Cooki*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Domo-kun's eyes...THEY ARE CREEPY.

(insults Domo-kun by calling him Domo-chan) Ha ha! >:D

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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*keeps flappin' those arms!*

got my yellow belt in akido today, then stuffed myself at an 'all you can eat' chinese buffet with my class. a good day. ^.^

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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I've got a black belt in Taekwondo. So I trump you! Let's see you fly after THIS!

(uses an arm and KARATE CHOPS! Becca in the neck)

 
(@marky100)
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thats assault on an officer. :O
SOMEONE! CALL THE COPS!

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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*chopped at? grabs at the elbow and wrist and swings it down and around to the right, pushes down at the elbow so that you collapse, pins!* ikkyo! ^.@

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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*tasers*

Win! N.n

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(twists out...and blinks) Wait...if you used your arms to retaliate...

(they start falling)

SLAM!!!

(a ChibiBecca and Ultra-shaped imprint now exists in the ground)

X___X;

 
(@cookirini)
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Domokun: ....*farts on Ultra because he's so upset by his insults!*

Now look what you did! :(

 
(@gt-koopa)
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*planetary vacuum...collision imminent*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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How about I make up for it by calling him Domo-dono?

And has anyone seen Becca? (unaware that the girl is flattened on his back)

 
(@cookirini)
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Oh no! A planetary collision!

SUMMON OUR TROOPS!

 
(@marky100)
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nice sig and avatar, cooki =)

 
(@cookirini)
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Why, thank you. 🙂

....WHERE ARE THE TROOPS?! >__>

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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(points to some guy from the future) I've only got a spare Terminator. Will that work?

 
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