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 Kaze
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*is hit in the head with a gun* x.@

*falls into a pile of pillows nearby*

 
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pillows with napalm inside.

 
(@sandygunfox)
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Napalm is overrated, Knux. I reccomend Fuel-Air explosive munitions.

 
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psychological warfare.

 
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PsyOps are basically just variables and factors to be considered when planning strategic operations, but at a tactical level psyops are not very useful.

 
(@cookirini)
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*me just watches and eats ice cream because she has no clue what you guys speak of*

....Oooooh, BRAIN FREEZE! o_<

 
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*suddenly erupts from the ice cream*

I LIIIIIIIIVE. }:E

 
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I constantly get brain freezes when slurping the cherry icees Kayla got me hooked on. X_x

 
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If you get a brain freeze, you should, ideally, lie down, belly up. Barring that, just lean your head back for a good ten seconds. It always works for me. ^^

 
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Dude.. did you even like... ever fire all those weapons you mentioned? or at least like studied their test results and specs?
I mean, if the CAR-15 is superior than the M-4, wouldn't it be in service now instead of mearely serving a few years back in the bush?
Oh a Desert Eagle would prolly snack your wrists. My friend almost broke his by trying to emulate Vash with a anaconda revolver, and we're tlaking a pretty strong dude here.

I shot some shotties and rifles here and there, but the favorite piece i handeled by far was my Uncle's beowulf. M4 converted to fire .50 caliber. Good times.

 
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<i>I mean, if the CAR-15 is superior than the M-4, wouldn't it be in service now instead of mearely serving a few years back in the bush?</i> - It's used frequently in Delta. o.o But it's mostly a political reason why the Colt one isn't used, I think.

<i>Oh a Desert Eagle would prolly snack your wrists. My friend almost broke his by trying to emulate Vash with a anaconda revolver, and we're tlaking a pretty strong dude here.</i> - Probably. That, and the .50AE is too powerful to be used in actual combat, at least in a sidearm. I mean, a .45, .380, or 9mm kills someone just as dead, and is far, FAR easier to control. But .50AE is useful when handgun hunting.

 
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...*thinks about letting SX come shopping with her for a gun*
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Maybe a gun to play Time Crisis or Virtua Cop with... o_o;;

*settles for a random sword*
...*AND a gunproof shield*

 
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I prefer Time Crisis 3 myself.

 
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I like the Time Crisis 3 at the arcade around 20 minutes from where I live. The shot is almost perfect, and the guns make so much noise, everyone turns and stares at you...
I enjoy Virtua Cop too, but the gun's sight is off a bit at the local arcade(It's probably so used, it's near dead), so you'll be firing directly in front of you, and the shot will hit something a bit to the left of you.
Jurassic Park 2(Or 3, or 1...) is fun to play at the local arcade, but at Disneyland's arcade it's near hopeless. I can't deal with that weird gun and the really loose trigger it's got.
*sigh* But arcade games with guns are the only sorts of guns I'm good with. I'm 99.99999% sure that I'd shoot myself accidently if someone ever let me have a gun in real life.

 
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I prefer Time Crisis: Crisis Zone. I have tha tand Three on my PS2, I have lightguns for it. Fun. =D

I prefer this japanese cop game where you actually move your body and it senses it. Dad and I are seriously considering buyying the arcade game and putting it in our basement.

 
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Is that the one where you have a fatass SMG and you duck behind a small wlal or something? I think I played it in Canda.

Btw SX, you can simulate the effect by modding a footpedal into your lightgun, so when you hit the pedal and duck it acts as if you pressed the b button. I could link you the mod faq if you want it.

 
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You can do it with a floored controller, to, Geo.

 
(@Anonymous)
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Yea, but then you dont get to solder anything. We'res the fun?

 
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LEss expensive. Besides, I just put a hard-cardboard sheet on it. Works perfectly.

 
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no solder = no fun
=(

 
(@kingknux777)
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no love = no glove

 
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*pokepokepoke* o.o

 
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Written:


no love = no glove


Translation:


I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.


 
(@kingknux777)
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Hog says:

Quote:


I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.


What he really means:

Quote:


I love wearing a thong outside during winter.


 
(@sandygunfox)
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Of course. Don't we all?

 
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I suppose so.

 
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Good boy. *pet*

 
(@gt-koopa)
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BACKENDED SALLY PARADOX

 
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Mooo

 
(@sandygunfox)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 
(@kingknux777)
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Killer Rabbit! Run Away! Run Away!

 
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Rabbit is good on cheese.

 
(@gt-koopa)
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OMG Hot Cream on Chao action! XXX

 
(@sandygunfox)
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LOL. Hawt.

 
(@the-impossible-box)
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No. No! No it isn't!

 
 Kaze
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I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT THAT:

D:

Edit: EzBarf screwed up my post!! }:O

 
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Fail. o.o

 
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Some weird fantasies going on here.

 
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Your FACE is a wierd fantasy!

 
(@the-impossible-box)
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HEY LOOK GUYS I'M ANGELINA JOLIE: ^o^

 
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Do you mean Dennis Hopper?

 
(@the-impossible-box)
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NO

 
(@sandygunfox)
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lol fontlebottom

 
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*hijacks the thread..armed only with gamecube controller!*

 
(@sandygunfox)
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*counters with a PS2 controller!*

 
(@the-impossible-box)
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*drops an XBox controller on you all*

 
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gyaah~! it's too big!

 
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*squished*

 
 Kaze
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*tosses a GBA just for the heck of it!!*

 
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Smashes it with a 32X

 
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