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i'll take 5
: Why, I think I love you...
What colours do you offer?
it almost seems like you were saying something else thunder 
I think that was on purpose. :3
my pen is tiny, leaks all the time and the head has been half bitten off 
my pen is tiny, leaks all the time and the head has been half bitten off
I get all my pens at a great price from pen island.net.
Thank God HPA isn't anywhere nearby.
I usually get mine from PEN STATE!
OOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! 
my pen is tiny, leaks all the time and the head has been half bitten off
psxphile, that's the best pic ever..... i really think you should be awarded for being so visually entertaining all the time 
omg you fooled me
my pen is tiny, leaks all the time and the head has been half bitten off
psxphile, that's the best pic ever..... i really think you should be awarded for being so visually entertaining all the time
Already done. He practically wins every thread he posts in.
I wanna cuddle that cats face INWARDS @_@
that's so looney toon Elmira of you crystal 😛
create a blackhole in kitty's face <3
This thread demands more innuendo. Get to it!
Also: OMG *Pounces Erika* <3
This thread demands more innuendo. Get to it!
Also: OMG *Pounces Erika* <3
Pencils are made of wood.
You are a whore.
You are a whore.
The hidden agenda to this topic is an Acrio trap. I will now make out with him/her/it until all parties are satisfied.
i think we should post pictures of pokemon in suggestive situations
I place a ban on pen enlarging. All pens will stay their current size. And Thundy is chained to the cellar wall, where he must be very personally introduced to every pen in the city.
I place a ban on pen enlarging. All pens will stay their current size. And Thundy is chained to the cellar wall, where he must be very personally introduced to every pen in the city.
You are a cruel, cruel person. You sure you're not one of the Evil Admins in disguise?
Baby, I am the First Evil Anything
I place a ban on pen enlarging. All pens will stay their current size. And Thundy is chained to the cellar wall, where he must be very personally introduced to every pen in the city.
I'll only allow this if you give the introductions. I might even enjoy this.
Your enjoyment will be rationed.
Now where is that big black marker when you need it?
Rather than enlarging pens, surely it would be a better idea to replace the pen altogether so it can be extra chunky and a different colour...
let me draw all over your face thundy
so are we still talking about dongs or what
so are we still talking about dongs or what
XDXD!
I know I am!
It always ends with cream with you, doesn't it! >(
crack them dongs open, fellas
Make sure you remove the plastic protection first though. :O
cream only leads to MORE cream D:
Yes, there's no way you can get the cream in your mouth with the plastic on!
DEAR GOD, IT DIDN'T DIE
IT JUST... MUTATED
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
O_o
We're talking about pens here, not ding dongs. And pens have ink, not cream. What is wrong with you guys?
Would you like a list?
I lost count a long time ago...
well im sure if he browsed the forum for about 5 minutes he could probably write a whole essay on whats wrong with us
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
HAHAHAHA!
Ok...sorry. *goes back to writing his thesis*
Would you like a list?
Can't even write one considering the pens would just leak ink all over the page.
You could at least try hiding a bit better where your "win the thread" images came from, Psx.
Why the hell would I do that?
You could at least try hiding a bit better where your "win the thread" images came from, Psx.
I blame the ink fumes for messing with his mind. 
