This weekend is going to be pretty wild. So my main goal this weekend is to come through with photographic and/or video evidence of people other than myself acting stupid. Why?
1. Photo montage of myself falling asleep in the middle of playing Phoenix Wright and then yelling objection at the camera.
2. Video clip of me being thrown out of an Albuquerque bar for dancing too furiously with a male co-worker.
3. Video clip of myself taking my shirt off, running out into the snow, making a snow angel, running back into the house, smearing chocolate cake all over my body, and then challenging people to arm wrestle.
You may ask to see these, but I have worked very hard to keep these things off the Internet, but I'm running out of bribery materials. When I can't bribe, blackmail will do, so this weekend, we'll be playing it mellow, we'll be very quick to buy others drinks and our camera will always be an arms length away.
I am asking to see these.
He didn't update... He forgot the camera.
Those all sound like things I've done in the past. Except for the taking off of the shirt.
I often set myself a goal of being really awesome.
Right, well, goal achieved. I'll see you lads later.
Everybody get naked
No
Get naked and roll in snow
Yes!
no
3. Video clip of myself taking my shirt off, running out into the snow, making a snow angel, running back into the house, smearing chocolate cake all over my body, and then challenging people to arm wrestle.
didn't you slam into the house as well
Deck, you're holding out on us, aren't you?
He wasn't there. He was just there the next day when I was hung over and miserable.