Congratulations, you saved the world! ....wait, what
Fiona = Amstrad Contra/Gryzor programmers
Sally = Gamer who completed game for first time
Sonic & Tails = Konami
I don't get it. What version is it and why is it like that?
"We just got the rights to port Konami's CON-TO-RA arcade title to various non-IBM PCs. Now, there's no way in hell we're gonna be able to do a 1:1 port. Gimme your ideas, gentlemen... how do we make this work?"
"No level scrolling!"
"Force the players to chose between one looping music track or just sound effects!"
"No two-player mode!"
"Press Up to jump!"
"You have to hold Fire and Down to duck, otherwise you fall through floors!"
"Create a bad ending, and make it the game's ONLY ending!"
"YES. THIS PLEASES YOUR DIRECTOR. Promotions all'round!"
Then the boardroom is flooded with street performers and clowns whilst a mariachi band plays a cover of Queen's We Are The Champions.
silver two things.... 1- i still dont know what that expression means
2- that is you! dont fool with me that's sooo you and i know it
Mada, two things.
1. >=(
2.Don't be ridiculous.
