Sixteen years and still in your birthday suit.
Who? Wait... what? I thought that was SH?
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
*obligatory reference to something called cake*
*obligatory Portal reference in response to cake reference*
*obligatory sarcastic comment about Portal being overreferenced*
Obligatory "I've never played Portal" statement. 
*obligatory observation that is either ignored or kills the topic*
*obligatory 'oh I see what you did there' image meme*
well aren't we impressive today friends ^-^=
*holds everyones hand*
*obligatory does something stupid that either is ignor or looked on with confusion*
*obligatorily makes you give me twenty bucks*
Just to take some of the pressure off of everyone, no one's obligated to do anything, really.
Except that last one about the twenty bucks.
*obligatorily facepalms*
*obligatorily post revealing that Barepawed Tails is not the Real Tails because the Real Tails doesn't have toes*
Nobody was obligated to say anything, but that wasn't even expected.
*obligatory comment stating the facts*
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
*obligatorily mains Sabrewulf and Ultra combos Silver into the stratosphere*
You're all ridiculous.
*obligatory reference to the inherent ridiculous nature of the SPA*
Use your words
*obligatory use of words*
*obligatory obligatory*
*Obligatory obligationary obligationisms*
...Hm. @ This thread.
Just this thread? Really?
*obligatory "yes just this thread" post*
It has gained my disapproving grimace after about a quarter of the way in.
We must endeavor never to upset the Srol, lest we ourselves become that which grimaces.
And then comes madness.
If that were true madness combat, he'd having the sword fight the gun, because no one hates hands more than other hands.
Obligatory sparta pic, etc.
That sound you heard was the point whishing by you at 99 knots per hour.
Knots per hour, now that's ridiculous. Since Knots stands for Nautical Miles Per Hour, I just said nautical miles per hour per hour.
Crazy stuff
That would be a measure of acceleration then. 
*Obligitory reference to speed as a sexual innuendo, followed by obligitory pelting from tomato's...*
*obligitor reference to speed as a drug reference we all know and love*
I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on speeeeeed!
*obligatory facepalm*
*obligatory wutevarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
