. . .
I hope the kittens make it quick and painless.
I'm not dying unless the solar system goes with me.
All of those combined would barely scratch me.
Try harder.
I will take death by the stampede of Kittens, especially if we are talking about Tiger kittens.
Smashed by a Steamroller
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'd prefer dying from over eating. Over eating P'zones that is
ba dum tish
I voted Ring Out.
Because I like Soul Calibur.
I was already killed by stampeding kittens, but then I came back from the Lifestream.
This reminds me, I have concocted an elegent solution for the whole nerdy Aeris/Aerith debate.
She's Aeris untill she dies. She's Aerith at some point in the future when Hojo (obviously faking death) and his Igor reanimate the corpthe.
I'm allergic to death, you know.
Whenever I'm exposed to it I break out in life. 
WAT HO MARY JANE
QUESADA END
Nobody even mentioned the Large Hardon Collider blowing everyone up. Which is good, since that's rather silly since we don't know what it'll do at all, really.
Maybe it'll swarm the Earth in kittens.
Furry genocide
Write-in: Die from happiness by Legend of Dragoon 2.
What's new pussycat! Whoooooooooa
And that was when my tired eyes beheld
a post by Terg... oh, how swell!
So I continued to read and sat for a spell
but then he typed something... naughty.
Here, was I... in a bit of a shock.
To see law and order so completely amuck.
Which I say, did encourage me, to be, quite... naughty.
It was a day I'd not forget,
the day that Terg had finally relent.
Oh! What a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so... naughty.
I remember that episode. *shaves a pink dog while at the same time force-feeding it pancakes, leaving only it`s tail*
CT sucks?
You need to watch Courage The Cowardly Dog more often.
Now that is a show I haven't seen in a dog's age!
So, when do I get my popcorn? I was promised popcorn and I don't see it...
Whenever I'm exposed to it I break out in life.
The use of my smiley? I approve. 
Nobody even mentioned the Large Hardon Collider blowing everyone up. Which is good, since that's rather silly since we don't know what it'll do at all, really.
Maybe it'll swarm the Earth in kittens.
Ha! You said "large hardon"!
You are BANNED, Falcon, for your dirty mind! XD
Not till I'm done with him 
This reminds me of a picture I saw.
It's not anywhere and it's probably a good thing anyways. 
This reminds me of a picture I saw.
It's not anywhere and it's probably a good thing anyways.
I don't remember that one...
REMEEEEEMBEEEEEEEER WHAT THE DOORKNOB SAAAAAID...
"FEEED YOUR HEAAAAAD"
"FEEED YOUR HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"
For some reason those lyrics sent a chill down my spine...
I WAS DROOOWWWWNED I WAS WASHED UP LEFT FOR DEAAAD
I FELL DOOOWWWWN TO MY A FEET AND SAW THEY BLE-E-E-ED
I FROWNED AT THE CRUMBS OF A CRUST OF BREAAADDD
yeahyeahyeah
I WAS CROOOOOWNED WITH A SPIKE RIGHT THRU MAH HEAAAAAD OW MY HEAD
It's a gas. 
I recognize Jumpin' Jack Flash when I see him.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *dies*
BUT ITS'S AAAAAAAAALLLRIIIIIIIIGHT NOW, IN FACT IT'S A GAS!
YEAH IT'S AAAAALLLLLLRIIIIIIIGHT, I'M JUMPIN' JACK FLASH, IT'S A GASGASGAS!
*disolves into the ground and respawns five years later*
