http://www.ukresistance.c...-the-hedgehog-joke-book/
I can't even laugh at this like the DC Superdictionary, it's just--- ...Eggs-Directory?! Reeeeeally?!
Haha, I've seen some of those in meme pics. Like the Knux:"I JUST CHASED SONIC THREE MILES ACROSS MOBIUS!" Eggman:"YOU MUST BE EGGS-HAUSTED!" one was someones avatar at the GHZ at one point.
EDIT: Yeah, that one, PSX. In the one I saw, Eggman was like "HOLY S***, A TALKING ANIMAL"
So he can swim!
So he can swim!
That's a duck pond. He's faking that he can.
So these are what they originally said, eh? Neat.
All I ever find on the internet are the ones edited with super vulgar language, so I always wondered what the originals were like. Delightfully corny. 
Isn't this where the double... uhh... negro... meme originated?
Yes, from an edited one.
I'm kind of curious where they get the egg puns if his English name was Robotnik then. Did they know his Japanese name? Was it a joke about being fat? Was it about his use of machines named egg?
people knew
PEOPLE ALWAYS KNOW
His pure name was Eggman.
I didn't. :[
And even after I learned he was called that in Japan (and getting a good laugh at it), I always thought it was so cool how they combined the names in Sonic Adventure, with Robotnik as his real name and Eggman as an insult Sonic uses. Of course, I didn't realize that was a trick in the freaking DUBBING, and Japan didn't actually acknowledge the Robotnik name until SA2. >=
TRICKED BY THE DUB
And then, they just decided to ditch the Robotnik name all together and call him Eggman, because that's a menacing villain name. : /
"Robotnik"'s not exactly menacing, either... it just sort of references what he does. He builds robots.
Now "Killy McKillface" would be a name I would fear. D:
Well, Robotnik at least sounds like an evil scientist, while also evoking some Red Scare feelings.
Eggnik.
It made him sound German. Robotnik is a racist cartoon name.
An evil scientist who makes robots? ROBOTNIK. BECAUSE EVIL SCIENTISTS ARE GERMAN.
It made him sound German. Robotnik is a racist cartoon name.
The suffix 'nik' is of Slavic origin. In my opinion, it makes him sound more Russian than German. Oh, and it's not a racist cartoon name you pc thug! 
... What is the difference. Don't be racist.
PC Thug?
What; Are the Mac and PC users in some sort of Gang war now?
... What is the difference. Don't be racist.
I am not racist. There is a definite difference between Germany and Russia. To claim otherwise is what's ACTUALLY racist here!
SHIFTY WHO'S THAT ATTRACTIVE SAILOR MARS LOOKING WOMAN IN YOUR AVATAR
Rishi, I'm only racist because there ARE races! Now why don;t you explain to me what gives people the right to confuse me so much hmm? With their
differences
and their weird foreign types of hats
:O ^-^
CT: She is Blue; the female trainer from the Red/Green/Blue arc of the Pokemon Special comic. It's her eyes, isn't it?
MORE LIKE DAT A-*shot*
^ *blows smoke off gun*
He shot a black man, ladies and gentleman. He shot a black man. *slow clap*
^ It was not racially motivated. I shoot douches of all races, religions and political affiliations. *shoots himself* See what I mean? 
Creo`s sense of humour is gritty like the latest sumemr action movie blockbuster.
Also QUIT PUNCHING PEOPLE INVISIBLE MAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A SODOMIZED CORPSE.
*Needs three minutes to recover from laughing fit. First picture made me chuckle, second made me die*
Blue is hotcute! Sapphire is hotcuter though.
