hint: avoid ms' call center like a plague and just use the maintenance request thing on the xbox.com support page

I wish, but when I put in the serial number online, it says I have to call in, and I can't do it over the Web site.

urgh. mine just let me put it all through online.

Ah, the dreaded red ring of death...

I've made my mistaaaakes,

I've righted my wrongs,

and life goes oooon *shot*

Hey, if you take out the *shot*, those last two lines rhyme.

Ah, but leave in the *shot* and we'd never have to suffer through that again.

Hey, if you take out the *shot*, those last two lines rhyme.

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It's a song, man. It's gonna rhyme.

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Duh.

I mean, come on, man.

Am not see what problem am here. Bizarro MoFo show that red square of life am be best thing for Apple Xbox owner. Am probably only thing they am able to say worse than bad selling Playstation 3. Am everyone disagree that it am worst console, but Apple Xbox has Red Square which am make it almost worst console. Just as bad as horrible Nintendo Poo.

Am own one for myself and am have Giveaway These Automobiles 4 and Full Death: Portal (Cake am truth).

You should keep Red Square Apple Xbox and not replace. If already replace, throw away and am always look back.

Hope your Xbox stays broken!

It is a song of which to be havings never of heard before.

[You're] fading away
[You're] sick of this life
[You] just want to screeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
How could this happen to [you]?

Also I've heard songs that don't rhyme. They're painful.

Apparently I'm missing an inside joke.

That's too bad, I love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one some day.

Wait... you'd like to be an inside joke?

What, you mean you've never heard this song?:

No, but gracious was that terrible. I only watched about 30 seconds before I had to do something wholesome, like eat carrot sticks.

Things?

What do you mean, 'things?'

that video was hilarious

Huh, after all this time of knowing the song, I just realised I only knew the one line of the chorus. Funny that.