You see, I've been fretting over what to dress as for Halloween. I haven't gone as anything for Halloween since I was a freshman in high school years and years ago, but apprently you start to do it again when you're an adult and you can get drunk at the same time. Last year I was the only one in the officewho didn't have a costume, so I figure this year should be different.

So I've been trying to think of good costume and I've been coming up empty. Sure there's a lot of good costumes on the internets, but my Mom always said, "Costumes bought in a store are only for children whose parents don't love them." So I couldn't do that, but what could I possibly do that was simple enough I could find all the materials in town and get it together by Friday.

Then, Shadow Hog posted this.

I'M ON MY WAY.