I have a dream!

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I have a dream..... that little people... and big people... can have the same sized pockets! Everywhere a person goes, they are confronted by an extreme diversity of pockets. There are thin pockets, unnecessarily wide pockets, pockets with very naughty words embroidered onto them and even pockets made out of cotton! Feminists wanted equality and they damn well GOT it..... sorta. Pockets also want equality too and yet they haven't received it yet! Where's the justice in that?!? Yes, you're EXACTLY right! There's NO justice in that! NONE WHATSOEVER! Now you might be thinking 'dude, pockets don't have feelings!', but that's where you'd be WRONG! They have feelings, man. And those feelings run deep. I remember talking to a few pockets yesterday on their opinions about Australia's economic recession early in the 90s. Awesome guys. Anyway, I digress.
Long gone will soon be the days when inequality exists among pockets, for I shall create a special type of pocket, a Universal Pocket©! This type of pocket shall reign SUPREME in all regions of the cosmos due to its capacity to hold literally ANYTHING within it. The Universal Pocket© shall be a pocket that is bottomless. It will be a circular-shaped pouch that can be attached to t-shirts or pants. It can even be used on its own. When one places her (I say 'her' because ONLY females will be permitted to use this type of pocket with the only exception being myself... because I said so! ) hand into this pocket, she will quickly realise that there is no limit to how far she can place her hand inside this pocket! THERE'S NO LIMIT, DAMMIT!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Uhh, anyway... so where was I? Oh yeah..... NO LIMIT!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! In theory, even a universe can be placed inside a Universal Pocket©. However, first you'd need a shrink-ray machine and I haven't invented them..... yet. But once shrink-ray machines come out on the black market, you could use miraculous powers to somehow stand beyond the edge of the inflationary bubble of any given universe and fire a shrink-ray at that universe as a whole (and I'm NOT assuming that this universe is finite! I KNOW it's finite! I know because... because... shut up! ). Then that particular universe would have shrunken to a miniscule size, small enough for a female to place it inside her Universal Pocket©! Wouldn't you like that, ladies? You could customise galaxies of your own liking! And not ONLYP that, but you could add random sh*t into your galaxies as well, like bananas! Waitasec... bananas aren't random. They're COMPLETELY relevant to this thread! Sorry, people. My bad! Anyway, in due time I shall add enhancements to my unique brand of Universal Pockets©. One of these enhancements shall be the ability for one pocket to be able to 'swallow' other pockets. You want more items, women? YOU WANT MORE ITEMS?!?!?! WELL THEN, YOU CAN HAVE MORE ITEMS!!!!! Essentially, what this means is that if a woman can grab one or several Universal Pockets© other than the one she already originally owns, she can place those additional Universal Pockets© inside her original Universal Pocket© and thus potentially have WAAAAAAAAAAY more items than she previously had! For example, a woman might have 937 skirts, 23 triangular planets and a spoonful of PMS in her original Universal Pocket©... but then another Universal Pocket© might contain 6 skirts in it and if she puts this other Universal Pocket© inside her original Universal Pocket©, then she'd have a total of 943 skirts! How cool is THAT?!?!? Don't answer that, ladies. It's a rhetorical question. Anyway, all I have to do now is think of an inventory system that will allow women to choose what items they wanna take out of their Universal Pockets© as well as keep whatever items they DON'T wanna use inside their Universal Pockets©! Ladies, I know you're all really excited about these soon-to-be-released Universal Pockets© and that's fair enough. Who wouldn't be excited by a Universal Pocket©? Well, I guess Mr Spock wouldn't... but hey, he's an emotionless fool anyway... so he doesn't count! In any case, my Universal Pockets© will cost a googolplex Australian dollars. Just in case you don't know, a googol (no, not the search engine) is the number one with 100 zeroes after it. Thus, a googolplex is a googol multiplied by a googol. I know, it's quite a small sum of money. But just deal with it. The Universal Pocket© is worth such an insignificantly SMALL amount of money, y'know! Truly, it is a pocket among pockets. It is the greatest pocket of all time! Do you agree? Please say you do! OH GOD, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!