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(@craig-bayfield)
Posts: 4885
Illustrious Member
 

Don't feed them after midnight!

Always check the ceiling for ninjas.

When you time travel, never step on anything. The slightest changes can have terrible reprecussions on history!

 
(@hukos)
Posts: 1986
Noble Member
 

To get past the barrell in Carnival Night Zone, press up and down in conjunction with the direction of the barrell so that it goes down enough for you to jump downward and continue on with the level.

 
(@ctsucks-666)
Posts: 1982
Noble Member
 

Pull my finger.

 
(@Anonymous)
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The best things in life are free and so are some of the worst, like cancer.

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
Posts: 5772
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To get past the barrell in Carnival Night Zone, press up and down in conjunction with the direction of the barrell so that it goes down enough for you to jump downward and continue on with the level.

FFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff--!!

Pull my finger.

That's not a piece of advice, that's a threat! Or... a challenge, depending on how one looks at it.

"Lower thine guard, and thou'rt allowing the enemy in."
"If you lay down wiz a dog, you will surely catch ze fleaz, non?"

 
(@hukos)
Posts: 1986
Noble Member
 

To get past the barrell in Carnival Night Zone, press up and down in conjunction with the direction of the barrell so that it goes down enough for you to jump downward and continue on with the level.

FFFFFFFFFFFffffffffff--!!

Pull my finger.

That's not a piece of advice, that's a threat! Or... a challenge, depending on how one looks at it.

"Lower thine guard, and thou'rt allowing the enemy in."
"If you lay down wiz a dog, you will surely catch ze fleaz, non?"

Useful advice, isn't it? 😛

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
Posts: 1866
Noble Member
 

Be careful. A Moderator is ALWAYS watching.

Teach Ramza the Fox how to spell.

 
(@shigeru-akari)
Posts: 1055
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Failure is always an option. - MythBusters

 
(@Anonymous)
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What is mind? No matter!

What is matter? Never mind!

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
Posts: 1866
Noble Member
 

What is mind? No matter!

What is matter? Never mind!

What kind of advice is that!?

 
(@ctsucks-666)
Posts: 1982
Noble Member
 

In a fighting game, the worst thing you can do is be predictable.

 
(@Anonymous)
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What is mind? No matter!

What is matter? Never mind!

What kind of advice is that!?

The awesome kind.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
Posts: 4336
Famed Member
 

If you encounter a Natural Killer Cyborg, turn the volume up.

Because the battle tune is awesome.

 
(@crystal-toad)
Posts: 197
Estimable Member
 

don't hold that mans hand

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
Posts: 1866
Noble Member
 

Press the jump button to jump!

 
(@crystal-toad)
Posts: 197
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nobody jumps when you press the jump button
set them on fire and they'll take a good leap sir

 
(@the-turtle-guy)
Posts: 3756
Famed Member
 

Digdogger dislikes certains kinds of sound, so use the damb flute you found earlier. Unless You playing on the Famicon. Then you can shout the little bugger to death, and feel all awesome inside. You can do it in Phantom Hourglass, too.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
Posts: 4336
Famed Member
 

If you encounter Professor Ivy...

run

 
(@one-tru-blu)
Posts: 2097
Noble Member
 

If you encounter Professor Ivy...

run

Her breasts are so large they have their own gravitational pull and suck you right in. Escape is impossible.

 
(@ctsucks-666)
Posts: 1982
Noble Member
 

When playing as Ivy in Soulcalibur, use your range to your full advantage.

Have no qualms about being cheap.

Watch out for Taki, though, since she's fast enough to just rush in.

 
(@falconmbuster)
Posts: 263
Reputable Member
 

You can turn off these tips in the Interface menu.

 
(@fangoram)
Posts: 665
Honorable Member
 

NEVER, EVER put a picture of your cat on the Internet.

 
(@arikyrenne)
Posts: 663
Honorable Member
 

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."?^^

 
(@craig-bayfield)
Posts: 4885
Illustrious Member
 

Never say Beetlejuice or Candlejack three times.

You will regret it.

 
(@swanson)
Posts: 1191
Noble Member
 

If you ever visit Elm Street DO NOT fall asleep.

 
(@fangoram)
Posts: 665
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*says beetlejuice and nothing happens.Says candlejack 3 times and nothing happens. Falls asleep on elm street and nothing happens*
hmmm...... Do whatever you want if its in the name of science

 
(@full-metal-rayzor_1722585901)
Posts: 2809
Famed Member
 

Get out of my Laboratory!

 
(@swanson)
Posts: 1191
Noble Member
 

*Fangoram is then viscously murdered by Freddy, Candlejack, and Bill Murray.*

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
Posts: 5772
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*Fangoram is then viscously murdered by Freddy, Candlejack, and Bill Murray.*

Bill Murray

 
(@ctsucks-666)
Posts: 1982
Noble Member
 

Watch out for the guy posting above me...

...he has a very sharp tongue if you upset him reasonably enough.

 
(@tom-d)
Posts: 83
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Topic starter
 

All of this advice is making me the most brilliant man on Earth.

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
Posts: 1866
Noble Member
 

Access the interface menu by pressing the right button.

 
(@Anonymous)
Posts: 0
New Member Guest
 

Put the thingy into the thingy to make a thingy!

 
(@toby-underwood)
Posts: 2398
Noble Member
 

75% of the world's computer problems are ID: 10T related PICNIC and PEBKAC error's.

30% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

~Tobe

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
Posts: 1866
Noble Member
 

Always pet the cat.

 
(@Anonymous)
Posts: 0
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Always pet the cat.

Stoned cat is stoned.

 
(@the-turtle-guy)
Posts: 3756
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/ftadv:advstr/realfilename

 
(@hukos)
Posts: 1986
Noble Member
 

Hand over all of your bases as they belong to us.

 
(@ctsucks-666)
Posts: 1982
Noble Member
 

There's a difference between making stuff up and being creative...

...and the difference is...

...credibility.

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
Posts: 5772
Illustrious Member
 

75% of the world's computer problems are ID: 10T related PICNIC and PEBKAC error's.

30% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

~Tobe

Reminds me of the Homerism: "Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that!"

 
(@hukos)
Posts: 1986
Noble Member
 

Good stuff to know, you know?

 
(@nelstone)
Posts: 899
Prominent Member
 

Always yell the name of your attack before attacking, as that shall make it far more powerful.

Never turn the X-Box 360 on its side while it's on. It shall implode and the disc inside will become a new universe.

The bigger the cake, the more of a chance you'll find someone hiding half-nude in it... baking a cake.

With every boss defeated, your local Maku Tree becomes more explorable.

Drilling a whole in your head does let the demons out, but if not covered up fast enough, new demons will just go in.

 
(@Anonymous)
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(@ramza-the-fox)
Posts: 1866
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You don't talk about /b/!

 
(@Anonymous)
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What is not can never be, what is can never not be.

 
(@ramza-the-fox)
Posts: 1866
Noble Member
 

If you kill Ocelot you'll create a Time Paradox.

 
(@tom-d)
Posts: 83
Trusted Member
Topic starter
 

I have been printing out all of your advice on expensive paper and eating it. It's making me too smart. My friends are jealous. Your advice is ruining my life by making me a genius with an IQ of 300.

 
(@nelstone)
Posts: 899
Prominent Member
 

I have been printing out all of your advice on expensive paper and eating it. It's making me too smart. My friends are jealous. Your advice is ruining my life by making me a genius with an IQ of 300.

You are the Eggman.

 
(@swanson)
Posts: 1191
Noble Member
 

I am the walrus.

 
(@crystal-toad)
Posts: 197
Estimable Member
 

i love that song. i want to touch it.

MY ADVICE IS TO ALWAYS TAKE A GOOD RUM SIP SIR

 
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