If Sega asked you to help them recover their former glory by going on some epic quest to find who knows what, what would you do?
look for the hidden cameras. oo;
I'd tell them that there wouldn't be any need for epic quests, just stop rushing your friggin' games. I mean, you're only one of the biggest gaming companies around IIRC. Certainly you have enough money to spend a little time making a GOOD title, a la Nintendo?
Drive a Peel 50 around sega's hq and run over all the staff (fire the ones that survive) then keep on porting the original megadrive/genesis games till the end of time on all possible future gaming machines.
That would be boring - and frankly they're already porting every Genesis game under the sun as it is, so we'd gain nothing from that.
Except carnage. Yay carnage.
Screw an epic quest. I am so not up for that.
I'd force them to remake their old games onto the DS or something. How awesome would S3&K be redone?
Ah, Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis. It looked like it was fun until you heard the butchered mess that was its music and spindash was tossed into the gameplay.
It was so depressing. :<
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If only...
... I had a brain?
Too bad it has been thought of before.
Turns out SEGA was originally founded by an advanced lost alien race and the only way to save the day is by destroying all the past consoles (minus good ol' Game Gear and Dreamcast of course, they wouldn't want to become possessed by evil and attack you, bless their hearts) in one giantic space shootout.
Personally, I don't know what I'd do... And besides! Who's the idiot who came up with the idea for this thread!?
YOU. YOU ARE THE IDIOT.
No. That was not too easy.
YAY!!! I'm an idiot!!!
I couldn't even feel good about getting away with that one
You need to take things by FORCE
THE HARD WAY
So I need to learn how to use the Force!!!? *Force chokes a banana*
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So I need to learn how to use the Force!!!? *Force chokes a banana*
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How to use the Force!!!? *Force chokes a banana*
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The Force!!!? *Force chokes a banana*
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*Force chokes a banana*
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*chokes a banana*
Shame on you.
It was only a banana...
That's exactly what I thought too
Sure, Aeva.
But it is!
For years me and my sister plotted to have our grandfather choke on a banana. Then he died on his own.
Choking on a banana?
yeah
-_- Um... right... I have a feeling that I know what you were all thinking... *Force chokes a can openner*
A banana is nothing, but a Can Opener?!
You sick twisted bastard... 😛
