I mean the guy's intelligent and looks like someone famous, and he MARRIED someone he met on the MoFo, for pete's sake. And I don't think I've ever seen him do anything unkind or uncalled for. The man is a freaking bastion of good sense in a world gone mad. Also, he's British but lives in America, which clearly indicates that he's either a villain or better than everyone else, and he's clearly not a villain. He's also excessively humble. I mean, he reset his post count. Clearly the actions of a man who aspires to greater things than the veneration of fellow posters for something as trivial as his post count. A lesser man would simply rack up a ginormous post count and be like "RESPECT ME, NOOBS! Also I should be a mod. Actually an admin. Actually, I should be God." but not Craig. Craig instead debased himself and made himself a lackey for years. Also he's doing NaNoWriMo. On top of all of his ridiculous positive traits, he has the seemingly superhuman power to undertake these Hurculean labors and succeed at them.
Seriously, we should start introducing some major character flaws in order to make him more realistic. Any ideas?
You have a very convincing point there, Dirk.
Clearly this is a popularity topic about The Bayfield, and thus it is frowned upon!
I suggest we make him complain about being a Lackey.
No Gary-Stu EVER complains with seriousness!
He gave me a sticker.
*frowns upon his own thread*
craig punched trudi in the face once
i saw the whole thing
In the end, everyone wants to punch me in the face
it is a very satisfying experience!
Then it's only a matter of time before he does it again. *grabs pitchfork* Let's get him!!!
My fellow Mobius Forumers.
I do not wish to create any discomfort and strife among those I have come to know and love so well. You are all my brothers, and my sisters. My family and my friends. My superiors, every last one of you, and in the end, my only role is to answer to you, the Mobius Forumer.
That is why, I have decided. I shall end these outrageous smear tactics, fronted by my dear friends, and I shall yield to your judgement.
But in the end, you do not judge me, for I am but a humble public servant of good intention, but you judge yourselves. For I am but a blunt instrument, and if you throw my fist towards a delightful, charming and innocent young lady, does her face not recoil in mild aggrivation from the impact of my noodley arm?
I urge you, men and women alike, we shall not stand for such violent and intolerant action, and instead look to a future of change.
I am Craig Bayfield. Your friend, your fellow forumer, and your eternal servant. And I approve this message.
...
** hugs Craig Bayfield by surprise and immediately leaves this thread **
If we are giving Craig a character flaw I suggest we make him a vampire.
With buck teeth.
Yeah, that'd do it.
With buck teeth.
Yeah, that'd do it.
And a crayon sticking out of each ear.
An orange one and a purple one
I have created a mock-up photo of Craig as a vampire:
What do you guys think?
And where are the crayons? >|
...nothings showing up on my computer but white...
Vampires don't show up in computer monitors, don't you know?
Or was that mirrors? =
...nothings showing up on my computer but white...
Is that a "you computer sucks, lol" facepalm, or a "you didn't get the joke, lol" facepalm? Because, unless what I said was the punchline, I didn't get it either.
Craig saved a puppy.
Photographs are like mirrors so that was the joke.
But now we've explained it.
The joke is dead.
Like Craig.
Facepalms infuriate me soo much.
Undead? *shrug*
GUYS thanks for ruining my joke, SLASH LIFE
I don't know enough about Craig to know if Craig would be a Gary-Stu, so I guess I'll just go wait and see what I can find out in the mean time then.
You must bide your time and gather valuable intelligence. When the moment to strike has arrived, you shall know.
What's this, a new fad? D:
I don't know, but I'm dying with laughter over here.
Hmmm....
Would somebody be considered a Gary-Stu if they jumped out of windows? Quick! Somebody make Craig give an order and we'll experiment.
Craig, give me an order. That's an order.
Bu--... wha... I..?
*Lip trembles*
PARADOX!!!! *Dives out of a window* OCELOT IS DEEEEEEEAAAAD!!!
XD He hasn't done that in a while. *shoots bat-ppling hook after craig, heaves him back up upside down*
WUT WERE YOU TRYN TO PROOVE?
That, given that these logical paradoxes cause the obliteration of an entire universe and that Mr. Bayfield can simply will a window to another universe, identical to the original but without the paradox in question present, and that I can cause such a paradox at will, I can effectively end the universe whenever I damn well feel like and nobody will ever notice.
I'm such an evil man.
My fellow Mobius Forumers.
I do not wish to create any discomfort and strife among those I have come to know and love so well. You are all my brothers, and my sisters. My family and my friends. My superiors, every last one of you, and in the end, my only role is to answer to you, the Mobius Forumer.
That is why, I have decided. I shall end these outrageous smear tactics, fronted by my dear friends, and I shall yield to your judgement.
But in the end, you do not judge me, for I am but a humble public servant of good intention, but you judge yourselves. For I am but a blunt instrument, and if you throw my fist towards a delightful, charming and innocent young lady, does her face not recoil in mild aggrivation from the impact of my noodley arm?
I urge you, men and women alike, we shall not stand for such violent and intolerant action, and instead look to a future of change.
I am Craig Bayfield. Your friend, your fellow forumer, and your eternal servant. And I approve this message.
Ooh, you are evil, SH.
On another note, I haven't seen Craig dive out a window in a while. He didn't hurt himself too much, I hope.
it has only just occurred to me that i can now do this if i truly want to being a mod
i must only use this power
to annoy
I knew it! I knew that the mods had ulterior motives! You sneaky mods, you.
I think it's the "your computer sucks, lol" face palm because I can't see a picture.
Is it a Red X or a white box?
Is fire!
Is fire!
Is Engrish!
Yesz!
Also, if having british heritage is illegal, then I'm guilty as well. I was born in London, England and raised here in Basilisk, USA.
I think it's the "your computer sucks, lol" face palm because I can't see a picture.
Crimson Darkwolfe wrote:
Photographs are like mirrors so that was the joke.
Jeez, TTG.
You're being so...
...corrective, today.
Ramza was raised in a giant snake o.o
You guys have some wierd place names sometimes
WOOOOOOOOONsocket
I think it's the "your computer sucks, lol" face palm because I can't see a picture.
Crimson Darkwolfe wrote:
Photographs are like mirrors so that was the joke.
After further review, it's the other ("I didn't get the joke yaya [at first], lol") facepalm.
Just because I can 
This topic is now about facepalms. DISCUSS.
