Hacking on a 56k modem... that's pretty hardcore right there(though if it were a 14k, I'd have been more impressed). Though at the same time, it's not much of a hack if they didn't even have password protection. I sure feel safe knowing that.

Stupidly annoying thing to say, but it fits: epic fail.

*Blinks* Since when is SA bizzaro SX?

A is as far away from X as you can get

isn't it obvious

A is as far away from X as you can get

isn't it obvious

But that doesn't work vice-versa!

It doesn't need to.

Bizzaro logic does not mean carbon copy.

I hope these aliens aren't the sort with big civilization destroying guns because that would be distressing.