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I was trapped in London and forced to drink Orangina to survive.

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lies, there are many shops in London that are open many hours a day, therefore it was your choice to drink orangina!

Sounds like a good night out to me.

Actually, I could go for a nice, tasty glass of Orang---

oh no, it's happening

i prefer tango. o-o

That's what they want you to think, Creo.

Delicious

Last night I played Every Extend Extra Extreme for hours on end.

The start of a worldwide Japanese conspiracy? YOU decide.

I enjoy tang, especially when its well aged.
Nothing is more enjoyable then slipping your mouth into some 12 year old tang, tell you what.

i thought that confession was confidential

EEEE is confusing and I have no idea WTF I am doing when I play it.

You blow yourself up. Your explosion will cause the other objects around you to blow up, which causes the objects around THEM to blow up, causing a chain reaction and so on and so forth. After the reaction ends you reform and do it again. The idea is to cause really huge chain reactions, using the time in between to grab powerups which make the game run faster, the scores go even higher, and to give yourself more time to keep on going (as otherwise you'll time out).

It's complicated, but extremely simple, all at once. Try replaying it armed with this knowledge, you might actually get it.

Jihadist: The Game

You only have one life in it. Use it well.

But much like New Zealand Story, when you die you (sometimes) get to visit heaven!