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(@dreamer-of-nights)
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals.

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could prove troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile,

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile,

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where

 
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the "plants" are

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise.

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly.

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing sneakers emerged from

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing sneakers emerged from Ravenholm, alongside headcrabs.

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing sneakers emerged from Ravenholm, alongside headcrabs. The giant Pikmin

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing sneakers emerged from Ravenholm, alongside headcrabs. The giant Pikmin knocked Olimar away

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing sneakers emerged from Ravenholm, alongside headcrabs. The giant Pikmin knocked Olimar away from where they

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing sneakers emerged from Ravenholm, alongside headcrabs. The giant Pikmin knocked Olimar away from where they cut their vile

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing sneakers emerged from Ravenholm, alongside headcrabs. The giant Pikmin knocked Olimar away from where they cut their vile wild bean plants.

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing sneakers emerged from Ravenholm, alongside headcrabs. The giant Pikmin knocked Olimar away from where they cut their vile wild bean plants. The Heavy fired

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing sneakers emerged from Ravenholm, alongside headcrabs. The giant Pikmin knocked Olimar away from where they cut their vile wild bean plants. The Heavy fired on the hapless

 
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Topic starter
 

Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing sneakers emerged from Ravenholm, alongside headcrabs. The giant Pikmin knocked Olimar away from where they cut their vile wild bean plants. The Heavy fired on the hapless opposing team, which

 
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Tails was flying oh so high, looking for his best friend, Sonic who was running for dictator against George W. Bush. This year's election was in Robotnik's brand new Death Star, oh yes, which he stole from Darth Vader, Dr. Spock, and Dick Cheney. Now, it was time to collect the Smash Ball to unleash the landmasters of Team Starbucks. However, finding it could procockve troublesome for the starving, flying ace attorney who was screaming "Sonic! Where are your moves? Show me your moves! Yes!" Prosecutor Falcon said to the confused hedgehog. So attorney Harvey Birdman joined forces with Phoenix Wright, who roared, "OBJECTION!"

Now Tails was as happy as Larry, even though Larry smelled like butz. He knew that this couldn't be true, because delicious and moist cake is a lie; however, Tergonaut's hotdogs aren't - they're quite delicious, and ... moist when soaked in globs of sauces extracted from Steebay's top secret stash of Sonic UNLEASHED. Terg's dogs attacked each other because they tasted so good compared to cake. Bill Nye, the Nazi spy, strapped a cannon to Nuchtos with some twine and crazy glue. Armed to the teeth, he went forward proclaiming, "THE CAKE MONSTER IS APPROACHING! LAUNCH THE CHILDRENS!!"

Powering the catapults, the mad scientist vomited furiously and coughed out his wet, goopy headcrabs. The crabs, who weren't called Lamarr, crawled sideways toward Jack Sparrow. Screaming, the disheveled pirate tripped over the giant enemy carbuncle, its weak points glowing like a thing that glows in the dark like glow sticks. Realtime weapon change aside, Jack took forever to capitalize on the approaching stock market crash that was heading to Saudi Arabia! This does not make sense, but zonkt flabgit blurmpt.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime had a hoodache which caused him excruciating pain. He went to Jazz festivals nationwide, because the music heals. But instead of healing, he got accosted by a red sportscar which was driven by Michael Knight. Optimus Prime was driven to madness by Spartan monster trucks running over babies that were made with extra salsa.

Meanwhile, Bumblebee and the flying Tails went to get well water.

Meanwhile, Jesus wept.

Meanwhile, Dog decided to challenge Gordon Freeman to a watering plants contest where the "plants" are Pikmin in disguise. Unfortunately, Antlions attacked from their underground bunkers where Pikmin were running around on fire yelling the Macarena at high pitches, loudly. The music then changed ominously when a giant Pikmin with evil, glowing sneakers emerged from Ravenholm, alongside headcrabs. The giant Pikmin knocked Olimar away from where they cut their vile wild bean plants. The Heavy fired on the hapless opposing team, which wore shrunken cotton

 
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