That was the dream I had last night, and it was really long and despite the absurdity of it, did a good job of keeping its logical consistency together. Never left campus, never introduced any threat other than lions, and honestly I think that's what it would really be like if I was the only senior living in the freshman dorms (and lions were trying to kill me).
How big were the lions?
About lion-sized
Did you get in a car?
Yeah, really. Jesus Christ.
No, there were no cars. It was very sitcommy actually. Like I'd open the closet, a lion would jump out and try and bite me and I'd dodge and say, "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice try Lion!" and a muted trumpet would go "Wah wah wah," and the lion would snap his fingers.
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...At least I can rest secure in the knowledge that I'm not the only one who has bizzare dreams.
No, there were no cars. It was very sitcommy actually. Like I'd open the closet, a lion would jump out and try and bite me and I'd dodge and say, "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice try Lion!" and a muted trumpet would go "Wah wah wah," and the lion would snap his fingers.
Sounds like something FOX would greenlight.
I'd watch it.
Now that I think about it, what's a senior doing living in freshmen dorms?
Have some dignity, man! :O
