And then they made out.

A shiny Lucario appeared!

If you don't catch it you might as well not live anymore!

No seriously. This is serious. More serious than shiny pidgeys.

Lucario's Discovery sounds like the name of a fic.

And not one most would be pleased with reading.

Y'know, something's bothered me about Lucario. Why the hell are his black parts shiny (face, hands, feet, tail)? I thought that was supposed to be fur, but it looks more like thick plastic.

They're likely metal. Lucario is a fighting/metal type.

Room for one more in that box?

Metal specially designed to go over each individual finger/toe? Must be some very flexible metal!

His fingers and toes are made of metal!

It's made up of steel, but it's not a motorcycle?
It's made up of wheels, but it's not a motorcycle?
It's made up of kings, but it's not a motorcycle?
It's made of True Metal, it's a ****ing tricycle!

TRI CYCLES OF STEEL m/

I forgot I made that post.