Get creative, guys!
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Welcome my friends, to the SPA.
Where oldbies laugh, and newbies play.
Where spam is protected, adverts allowed
Insanity is rampent and people are loud.
Our cakes are lies and our Snake's are dead.
Soi let's post something original instead.
The forum was reaching it's doom
Someone had better save it soon
So an admin named Vec
Said he'd fix it in a sec
But he couldn't find the computer room
Sagey, Sagey hates this thread.
Trishie, Trishie wants me dead.
She knew what I was writing.
Thought it not so inviting.
So she hit me upside the head.
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The last one is true.
Lame idea is admitedly lame, but who cares. It was awesome when PSX did Poe with ChibiBecca as The Raven >=[
*Rubs my poor hit head ;.;*
The birds and the /b/s
flow smoothly with the breeze.
Lolcats and memes,
Is what it all seems.
Gothly garbed robots,
Specters and rowdy tots.
The SPA they've chosen to dwell
Unrest will surely swell.
Dark times are past.
Old ways at last.
The cycle renews,
But some refuse.
A new age breaths.
Its poison seethes
Bittersweet and sour
at this ambivalent hour.
Bongos, baby, bongos. 
Edit: GAH!!!! Where is my green? :O
Dressed all tacky,
A gallant lacky
In quests that are quite chronic,
Had waited long,
Singing a song,
In search of a better Sonic.
But he grew cold --
This lackey so bold --
And -- o'er his heart a shadow
Fell as he found
No game in the mound
That did not look like Shadow.
And, as his faith
Fell him like a wraith,
He met a vagrant balrog --
"hedgehog," said he,
"Where can it be --
This root-honoring hedgehog?"
"Over the Mountains
Of Japan,
Avoiding hegehogs ebonic,
Ride, boldly ride,"
The box replied --
"If you seek a greater Sonic."
A cyber-realm where insanity reigns
And freedom occasionally wanes
It is known as the Mobius Forum
So maybe I should show more decorum
Yet sometimes I find myself vexed
Even a tad perplexed
With this forum's politics
So I stir things up for kicks
On wings of daring we fly
To hear the heartbeat of the sky
Although our differences are numerous
Our unity is overpoweringly luminous
There could never be
Another second family for me
Hence may all souls come
To the Mobius Forum!
- Yours Truly
And here's a legitimate Shakespearean sonnet, with proper rhyme scheme and iambic pentameter, composed on the fly by yours truly.
Herein there is a crazy bunch of folk
Who like to talk about the things they love,
And in the SPA they always joke
But elsewhere, games and films are what it's of,
And comics too, with politics as well
Although that doesn't always lead to fun,
But mods step in before it goes to hell.
That's probably what's best for ev'ryone.
Sometimes the chat's inactive, that's for sure,
At times of day when ev'rybody's gone,
But then sometimes a dozen come, or more,
To talk about whatever's going on.
So raise a glass, my friends, don't make a fuss
About the wond'rous Forum Mobius.
