solve this problem
...without killing the cat!
Give the bag to a dog.
Is it hurting your backpack? My cat sniffs my stuff all the time, but as long as she isn't nibbling on it, I don't care.
Kill the cat, or remove the lsd you stuffed it with.
Take a video of your cat and send it to youtube. That way it will be to embarrassed to sniff anything anymore.
throw cat out window
light house on fire
escape to nearest train station and board next train
nice advice
put the cat in the bag
alternatively tape up its nose
Kill the cat, or remove the lsd you stuffed it with.
No cat killing.
Other suggestion, I don't know
Take the cat, force it to lay down, roll it over then start rubbing it's belly. It'll be so traumatised that it'll leg it and hide somewhere, probably.
Unless it's like my cat. She's used to it =(
put the cat in the bag and throw it off your roof onto a pillow on the street
dunk your bag in essance of orange or something else citrus-sy, kitties think that smells blah and they'll keep away from it. ^^
Spork gnaws on shoes, especially leather or fake-leather ones. oo; one of my boots has little nibbles in one corner.
Becca's right, cat's hate citrus.
Why didn't I think of that D:
*poses on a small mountain of pillows! sparkle, sparkle!* ^-^
You could always distract the cat with kitty-crack. AKA: Catnip.
Take the cat, force it to lay down, roll it over then start rubbing it's belly. It'll be so traumatised that it'll leg it and hide somewhere, probably.
Unless it's like my cat. She's used to it =(
my cat likes belly rubs D=
Mine too... -_-
Becca
Becca
Blah is not an adjective
but it tastes so good when i cook with it. o.o
Honestly? I never thought of that! *tries to cook with blah, but just causes things to explode*
Was that an obscure reference to the demented flash movie or not? Ramza?
