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No Sex? Fine, then how about BEEF?!

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(@saffronic)
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My topic of sex has been killed so now I will start a new topic starring...

Hot sexual burger? Well, maybe not, but it can kill you! I think I Its THAT beefy. Even I, the Great Beefmeister Saff, wouldn't touch it. Or would I...

Death between buns. Mmm. Even better than sex, maybe.

 
(@Anonymous)
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 
(@hybrid-project-alpha)
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ingredients for "gourmet sauce" plz

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Ingredients for gourmet sauce:

* One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
* One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
* Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
* Four large eggs.
* One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
* Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
* One and two third cups granulated sugar.
* Two cups all purpose flour.

Don't forget garnishes such as:

* Fish shaped crackers.
* Fish shaped candies.
* Fish shaped solid waste.
* Fish shaped dirt.
* Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
* Pull and peel licorice.
* Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
* Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
* One cup lemon juice.
* Alpha resins.
* Unsaturated polyester resin.
* Fiberglass surface resins.
* And volatile malted milk impoundments.

* Nine large egg yolks.
* Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
* One cup granulated sugar.
* An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
* Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
* Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
* One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
* One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
* Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
* One large rhubarb.
* One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
* Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

* Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
* Slaughter electric needle injector.
* Cordless electric needle injector.
* Injector needle driver.
* Injector needle gun.
* Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

 
(@hiro0015)
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Zou fuel! Zou do not uose MARGARINE! Zou will ruen ze dessh!

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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"Bork?"

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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By eating that thing you are slowly committing suicide and the chef and restaurant are accomplices.

LAWSUIT!

 
 Pach
(@pach)
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Get rid of the disgusting eggs and I'd consider it.

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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it lacks ketchup. if it had ketchup, i might even consider eating it.. but without? bleeeh~

 
(@trudi-speed)
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Get rid of the lettuce, tomato and onion (healthy stuff lol) and k I'll have a go.

And will be full after like, two bites.

[edit] Oyah and no sauce. I like my food dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 
(@jeffery-mewtamer)
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I will take one, hold the onion, egg, and sauce and add mustard and pickle. I would also like two extra buns please.

*Takes order and reassembles into three sandwiches that I can fit my mouth around and proceeds to eat them.*

 
(@john-taylor_1722027898)
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Get rid of the onions, tomatoes, eggs and cheese and I'll go for it.

 
(@saffronic)
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I would definitely at least try it...

...if I lived in Arizona.

Minor content warning, I guess.

The restaurant where they sell those is in Phoenix.

I guess I gotta take a trip out west.

 
(@project-blue-gale_1722585721)
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I'd hit it.

 
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