My topic of sex has been killed so now I will start a new topic starring...
Hot sexual burger? Well, maybe not, but it can kill you! I think I Its THAT beefy. Even I, the Great Beefmeister Saff, wouldn't touch it. Or would I...
Death between buns. Mmm. Even better than sex, maybe.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ingredients for "gourmet sauce" plz
Ingredients for gourmet sauce:
* One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
* One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
* Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
* Four large eggs.
* One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
* Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
* One and two third cups granulated sugar.
* Two cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
* Fish shaped crackers.
* Fish shaped candies.
* Fish shaped solid waste.
* Fish shaped dirt.
* Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
* Pull and peel licorice.
* Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
* Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
* One cup lemon juice.
* Alpha resins.
* Unsaturated polyester resin.
* Fiberglass surface resins.
* And volatile malted milk impoundments.
* Nine large egg yolks.
* Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
* One cup granulated sugar.
* An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
* Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
* Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
* One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
* One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
* Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
* One large rhubarb.
* One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
* Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
* Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
* Slaughter electric needle injector.
* Cordless electric needle injector.
* Injector needle driver.
* Injector needle gun.
* Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Zou fuel! Zou do not uose MARGARINE! Zou will ruen ze dessh!
"Bork?"
By eating that thing you are slowly committing suicide and the chef and restaurant are accomplices.
LAWSUIT!
Get rid of the disgusting eggs and I'd consider it.
it lacks ketchup. if it had ketchup, i might even consider eating it.. but without? bleeeh~
Get rid of the lettuce, tomato and onion (healthy stuff lol) and k I'll have a go.
And will be full after like, two bites.
[edit] Oyah and no sauce. I like my food dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I will take one, hold the onion, egg, and sauce and add mustard and pickle. I would also like two extra buns please.
*Takes order and reassembles into three sandwiches that I can fit my mouth around and proceeds to eat them.*
Get rid of the onions, tomatoes, eggs and cheese and I'll go for it.
I would definitely at least try it...
...if I lived in Arizona.
Minor content warning, I guess.
The restaurant where they sell those is in Phoenix.
I guess I gotta take a trip out west.
I'd hit it.