>>>Wear the over-alls with the Blue Helmet and equip the Sword and Shield. Attempt to carry orbs in pockets and leave the backpack.

>>> You attempt this. However, it appears you have gone on an acid trip as everything is flashing. You lay there for an unknowledgeble amount of time and you slowly dissipate.

Bad end. Rewinding ...

>>>You wake up in a room. There is nothing in the room besides four tables at the other side of the room. There is light suspiciously inside the room without any apparent way of it's source. On the tables, there are various objects. On the first, there is a red cap and overalls. On the second, a green stocking cap, a sword, and a shield. On the third, several small red-and-white orbs and a backpack. On the fourth, a blue helmet.

Your name is not important... yet.

>>>What do you do?

>get green cap, sword, and shield

>wear cap

>>> As you put on the stocking cap, and take the sword and shield in hand, you are blinded by a large flash. You wake up to a small fairy bonking your head. "Hey! Hey! Get up! Get up Link!" As you stand up, you look around, trying to gain your bearings. There is a wooden shield, and a sword, on the wall. You are wearing a green tunic, green matching pants, and some brown boots. You also are wearing a green stocking cap. The fairy is still trying to get your attention. "Link! Link! We have to get going. You're late for... well, waking up for starters! Some of the other Kokiri are getting worried - Except for Mido. He's still being a jerk as usual." You look at the fairy quietly, trying to make sense of what she's saying.

>>>What do you do?

>get sword and shield

>ask fairy about Mido

>>>You take the sword and shield, and place it on your back so you have free hands. You also now notice you have brown, fingerless padded gloves that go up to a few inches away from your elbow. You look up to the fairy, inquiring about Mido. "Silly Link, Have you forgotten these people? Next thing you know, you'll have forgotten me, your fairy friend, Navi! Don't you remember how Mido's been more of a jerk than usual lately? He's been making the other Kokiri work like slaves to do work for him to make himself seem special to Saria. It's obvious that it's never going to work though, she's not buying it." Having been satisfied, you walk to the door and look out over the small villiage, deep within the forest. There is a ladder off the platform your house is situated upon, if you wish to climb down.

>>>What do you do?

>look at village
>go down ladder

>>> You observe the villiage. There are several huts like your own, most not up in a tree however. Some have signs nearby. On closer observation, some other Kokiri are trying to pick up stones and cut down some grass. One is off to the side, talking to a girl with green hair.

>>> You go down the ladder, and proceed to walk into the main area.

>>>What do you do?

>Help the working Kokiri.

>>>You walk over to the working villiagers. You inquire as to what's going on. "Oh gooshhhh i can't lift this. Gah, just... throw this big rock at Mido or something. He's being a total jerk. I'll give you some Rupees if you do - i don't relaly need them anyways."

>>>What do you do?

>get rock

>throw rock at Mido

>>> You throw the rock at Mido. It whacks him in the head, knocking him out and sending him to the ground. Navi laughs.

>>>What do you do?

>get rupees from Kokiri

>talk to girl with green hair (Saria, right?)

(Indeed.)
>>>You talk to Saria. "Hello Link. Thanks for rocking Mido - He was starting to get pretty boring. Here, take these Rupees as a thanks - he was THAT boring! Maybe you can get something useful." You nod at her and walk back into the main area. You notice a sign next to a building. The sign says "Shop".

>>>What do you do?

> enter shop

>>> You enter the shop. Inside are a shopkeeper and several shelves behind him. There are Deku Nuts for throwing, small Deku Seeds for a slingshot, a slingshot, a bow, and several packs of arrows.

>>>What do you do?

>>>Buy the Bow & Arrows then go outside and brag to Skull Kid.

>>> You buy the items and put them away in you... inventory. Strange. You then go outside and attempt to brag to the Skull Kid. if... if there was one! You're still just sitting there outside the shop inside the Kokiri Forest, so there aren't any Skull Kids around! How silly of yourself.

>>>What do you do?

Go hunting...for pumpkins.

You decide to go off an hunt for pumpkins - well, if you can find any. You wander deep into the forest, passing a Skull Kid and eventually coming up on a maze. Music is coming from the end - it appears there are some Deku Scrubs inside too, you might need your shield to block their attacks. Maybe someone is making music to grow pumpkins?

>>>What do you do?

(I lack ideas for anyting interesting to do, so...)

>Enter the maze.

>>>You enter the maze, and, on attempt to make it farther in, you are promptly knocked backwards by a Deku Nut to the head. Darned Deku Scrubs...

>>>What do you do?

>>>Run into it with your shield up and your sword pointed forward, joust-style.

>>>It ducks back into it's hole, sending you crashing through the bushes all the way to the other end of the maze. you see Saria playing some music in the clearing.

>>>What do you do?

>>> Ask Saria how to fight Deku Scrubs.

Dance your wild self to her music, embarrassing the entire audience

Disregard my command, I like Vec's better.

(Sometimes i'll wait - Like pach, i'll just choose whatever one i like best.)
>>>You dance wildly in front of Saria, eventually tiring yourself out and falling to a wriggling form on the floor, still trying to dance. Saria looks at you oddly. She flings an ocarina at your head. Ow. "Take that and leave, Link. You've always been strange before, but let's just hope there was something in your pants, like a Skulltula. Now leave please, I'm trying to be alone."

>>>What do you do?

>>> Ask her what's wrong.

(It's not so much that I'm waiting for the best answer, it's more the fact that I've got other stuff to do in the day. It does allow more people to participate though and offer some genuinely funny answers, so it is a good thing. I try to pretty much answer when I can though.)

Make a move on Saria

Make a move on Saria

>>>You take out a chess board and quickly arrange the pieces between you and Saria, then move a pawn forwards. She looks boredly at you.

>>>What do you do?

Give her your best sexy look and ask what's wrong.

(Please read the title, swanson - It's PG13 for a reason.)

(He didn't say that he was naked.)

(Yet however... my point stands. Taking off clothes/giving a sexy look is NOT exactly something a kid under 10 would do, i'd think. I just want this to be PG13.)

Fine then...

>>>>Eat a bagel.

>>> You promptly pull out a bagel and begin consuming it. Saria seems on the verge of whacking you with a boomerang.

(For the record, You can drop the f-bomb once and use the big S three times in pg-13 stuff nowadays so sexy looks should be the least of your worries. Regardless, it's your thing so I apologize.)

>>Return to Kokiri Village.

>>Trade in Ocarina for magical thunder lute

>> Play Parisian Walkways for Saria.

>> Make Darunia cry by eventual proxy.

(No idea what you're talking about)

>>>Take boomerang from Saria and hold it over your head with the traditional music.

>>>You take the boomerang and stand there, holding it over your head. Saria has stopped playing music by now, and she facepalms. You get the idea she wants you to leave.

>>> Say goodbye and go off to visit the Great Deku Tree.

>>> You attempt to say goodbye... but you are whacked in the face by a stone before you can. After a while of blissful, black nothingness, you wake up in front of the Great Deku Tree. Apparently he's been talking awhile, and he still is. He often calls you "Whippersnapper." You keep listening for a bit, but then forget and fall asleep. You wake up outside, and there is a note nearby.

>>>What do you do?

>>>Read note.

>>>You check the note.

it reads:

"Dear Link, you've been quite annoying lately. The Kokiri have decided you should go... save the world or something to keep you occupied. Haffun."

>>>What do you do?

>>> Leave the lost woods, playing a sad song on your ocarina and sobbing pathetically.