Well I can understand why you might not have refined enough tastes to appreciate the finer flavors of a good battery liquid. It takes a subtle palette to truly savor such a culinary sensation.

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I need protips if you eat the battery.

I also have a protip! I actually found this in a book at work and made a copy...

If it's on a warning label, someone, somewhere, once sued them or someone else for it.

I need protips if you eat the battery.

I also have a protip! I actually found this in a book at work and made a copy...

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I must read this book

More on-topic: reminds me of the back of some sort of car fluid's (transmission?) bottle I read once. It said "DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY", which seemed rather explicit to me. I can only speculate why they felt the need to point that out.

Customer service, how may I help you?

I'd like to complain about your product.

I'm sorry to hear that sir. What was the problem?

I used 3 full bottles, but my car's performance didn't improve, and I got really sick too.

Uh... you got sick?

Yeah, I threw it back up.

You... drank it?

Well, yeah. What else are you supposed to do with it?

Sir, it goes in your car.

Oh.

I love that they said that you should brush your teeth first.

Of course, what if you have a date that night, you don't them to know you've been drinking battery acid.

I must read that book

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Life By Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht, Brenda Brown