Post funny things people from the MoFo say. No quotes with yourself in them. Include links if taken from the board.
NOTE: Avoid quotes that make fun of a person.
GO GO GO GO GO!
quantity not quiality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll get the ball rollin using a backlog of quotes rabid made last year.
Wonderbat (9:31 pm): OH NOES, YOU HAVE KILLED ME.I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS. HERE, TAKE MY SOUL, WHICH I WILL TURN INTO AN ENCHANTED CHEESE GRATER FOR CONVENIECE'S SAKE
comedy!
here's another backlog!
Magenta Darkwolfe (10:23 pm): MY WORLD IS A CROTCH
oh ho, that crimmy!
Geogwe fled to Blackjack and Hookers at 3:07 pm
Geogwe (3:07 pm): oh, hookers
Geogwe (3:07 pm): only you can understand me
Hot Sexual Water followed at 3:09 pm
Hot Sexual Water (3:09 pm): I'll be the Wizard!
Hot Sexual Water fled at 3:09 pm
Geogwe (3:09 pm): DAMNIT I WANTED THE WIZARD
Geogwe followed at 3:10 pm
PLEASE TO BE NOT DELETING I AM EXEMPT FROM RULE BECAUSE COOL
edit: also:
Hot Sexual Water (8:17 pm): i am going to make my first post that breaks the rules
Merf.
Coss (2:02 pm): i have seen at least one picture of wes in boxers
Coss (2:03 pm): i'm not entirely sure i was supposed to
*grumble*
The archives need a search function. You can never find the quote you're looking for when you need it...
Although since I always associate "QotW" with "Question of the Week", this'll take some getting used to.
Bring back "Caption of the Whenever"! 🙂
Nuch, just to avoid problems in the future (I don't really intend to post much in here anyway, but if I do), a post isn't allowed to have a line from you in it at all - not the punchline, that's been illegal since the LAST thread, but there was confusion among that thread even after several staff members said context was O.K - or just not the humorous line, but necessary for context?
Magenta Darkwolfe (10:23 pm): MY WORLD IS A CROTCH
^ I feel it is important this not go overlooked.
Magenta Darkwolfe (10:23 pm): MY WORLD IS A CROTCH
Magenta Darkwolfe (10:23 pm): MY WORLD IS A CROTCH
Again
Not at all @ SX. At least I believe that was the consensus we reached when we discussed this in chat. HSW's just being a very naughty boy. >=(
Also I'm gonna go ahead and clear out all the admonishment and rules discussion from this thread. I want this to be a fun, happy thread free of drama, y'know? I'll leave [EDIT by Sam: link removed, since both copies're now in the same forum, with the original in a prominent spot :)] over in Cj's if anybody ever needs to refer back to it (Geo and Wonder especially be sure to read it as there might be stuff pertaining to you that you haven't read yet).
You kids play nice, 'kay?
CLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNN
Quote:
CLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNN
Nominated
Ash Fox (7:13 pm): I'M SPURTIN'
Cinderblock (7:13 pm): *drink* nN
Jet (5:54 pm): You try to brainwash me into thinking I am a foolish person but the funny thing is that it is not me who is foolish because if you call me foolish you are calling about 35% of america foolish
Rabid Rodent (6:04 pm): my math notebook was filled with doodles
Rabid Rodent (6:04 pm): like a sad bear head saying "I poop in the woods"
Why is there 2? This one has the same infomation and it's locked. Unsticky the other one, let it float downstream. o.o
Sam explained it in her posts.
It's probably been long enough... Some staffer should CJ the old one asap
THS (3:28 pm): Creo
THS (3:28 pm): 2390
Creo (3:29 pm): dictionary.reference.com/browse/ meaningless
Creo (3:30 pm): dictionary.reference.com/browse/gamer
Creo (3:30 pm): dictionary.reference.com/browse/points
THS (3:30 pm): lol
Damn thing was eating the "meaningless"...
>_> *Sneaks this on here*
Instant Plot (1:38 pm): You owe him pizza hut, cause you just got Pizzoned
edited because i am paranoid
Creo (11:35 am): i saw 29.99, and thought that's quite cheap
Creo (11:35 am): then notices you use $
Creo (11:35 am): with is like $4.5 million to the
MiStA BuBoNiC (9:43 am): my father's cheap and i turned out fine...
MiStA BuBoNiC (9:43 am): no missing arms, legs...
MiStA BuBoNiC (9:43 am): proper chromosomes there and s**t
FredrikH:
I saw two naked men in the city.
One of them had sex with the other naked man on a boat.
Many people saw it and some of them cheered at it.
Quote from Gyser
Oh, if only she were real... The many romantic nights of up, down, up, down, up, shoot, shoot, shoot... I love that woman.
Aeliran Phoenix (3:52 am): (DEATH TO DIALUP VIA A SPATULA PADDLE THE SIZE OF ASIA! And then turned into a pretzel that the objective is to unwind into
as many pieces as possible with a needle! IT SHALL NOT GET AWAY WITH ALL THIS NONSENSE OF ITS! @vv@ It shall have its payback soon...WITH A
FLAMING THING!
.../rant @vv@ )
Twotails (7:52 pm): Speaking of spikes, I just got a Horney melon
Twotails (7:52 pm): it tasts weird
Deckman (12:10 am): i would be naked right now but i can't be naked while i'm drawing boston
Deckman (12:10 am): it's not right
Steev (9:37 pm): This one time I pissed off a substitute and she called the assistant principal to the classroom and then he
took me to the cafeteria and bought me a gatorade o.o
kat (10:42 pm): now time to make more of my Dr.light!*goes into the bath room*
Lighty has entered at 10:42 pm
Craig (7:59 pm): COMPLETE! >:O
Len orgasm
Deckman (8:41 pm): why did i spell it as vouche
Deckman (8:41 pm): You made me spell with a superfluous e, Falcone
Kiorein (8:42 pm): =/
Deckman (8:42 pm): you vouche douche
Kiorein purnches Falcone
Quote:
Because a blue hedgehog moving at the speed of sound by foot is just mundane compared to a raccoon with an accent. Or a two-tailed fox able to fly and build complex machines at age eight. Or a time/dimension-hopping purple pyrokinetic cat of royal blood who watches over a set of colourful gems. Or an immortal, amoral genetically-engineered hedgehog/alien hybrid awakened from cryogenic sleep able to stop time, fire energy and distort space while uncovering his past (plagued by false memories), avenging a dead girl and working as a special government agent on rocket shoes.
Yeah, a raccoon with an accent. They've really gone nuts with this one.
Creo (4:38 pm): i14.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/a9/15/b026_1.JPG we should get this for lighty
Rabid Rodent (4:39 pm): hahahaha
Rabid Rodent (4:39 pm): i pictures lighty inside and it made me lol
Lighty (4:40 pm): :<<<<<
OTB (4:40 pm): 😀
ChaoRcute (4:40 pm): With photoshop, anything is possible. =D
Lighty (4:40 pm): I got my first ticket
Rabid Rodent (4:40 pm): for driving the garfield?
Creo (4:40 pm): lol @ speeding in a garfield
Lighty (4:41 pm): Heh
Lighty (4:41 pm): I was going 12 over the limit
Creo (4:41 pm): travel along the freeway in a garfield at 88mph 😮
Creo (5:57 pm): you mother is a lady of the night!
Creo (5:57 pm): *your
Creo (5:58 pm): >=/ @ r key on keyboard
Steev (5:58 pm): lols my mom calls hookers that @ lady of the night
Quote:
Ultra Sonic 007: Hey, if people complained about the changes in the Transformers live-action movie, they can complain about completely changing the essence of G.I. Joe.
Craig: It's a rare occurance when I utter this sentance... but... I agree with Ultra.
Bolded and italicized for emphasis.
Robotnik was like "Hmm...If I put a big drill bit onto a car and drive at Sonic real fast...There's no way I couldn't mow him down! And if he jumps, that's okay because I can just drive off screen, do a u-turn, and come back at him! If all else fails I'll actually SHOOT the drill at him! Haahahahahaa!"~The Magical Dreamer
From the Eggman Mech Topic
Linux is the closest thing there is to a "United Nations of OSes", and is probably the most Humanitarian OS available.
Hybrid Project Alpha wrote:
When Windows starts physically raping my ass I will consider a 3rd party OS
from the same thread
THS (4:54 pm): yeah but HALO 3 *kapow!*
Boston has left at 1:24 am
Nuchtos (1:24 am): lol
DBVulpux- Sonic Shuffle 2 is on the horizon.
Spiner Storm- Where? I can't see it. **Squints eyes**
MattManic7325- It's over there, between Sonic Labyrinth DX and Mean Bean Machine II.
Emerald Keeper- Yeah, just underneath Fang Adventure.
*Runs for cover to avoid the vengeful tirade of the unholy Fang-ian Armada*
p085.ezboard.com/fsonichq...76&stop=94
Albino Rapper scroll up (a condom)
MiStA BuBoNiC (6:44 pm): albino dont
MiStA BuBoNiC (6:44 pm): ALBINO DONT
Srol: It was too short, too easy and very disappointing, but really had I come to expect any more?
John Taylor: ...BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS.
Hybrid Project Alpha: PLAY IT ON SUPER HARD MODE!
Erika the Ocelot: WHILE STANDING ON ONE FOOT!
Hybrid Project Alpha: WITH THE WIIMOTE
Erika the Ocelot: AND A BUCKET OF WATER ON YOUR HEAD
Purdy1: WHILE DANCING WITH A POPTART
Ultra Sonic 007: AND WITH ONE ARM TIED BEHIND YOUR BACK!
ChaoRcute: WHILE SINGING "Y-M-C-A!"
Purdy1: AND PLAYING DOUBLE DUCTH
Sailor Unicron: ON A TREADMILL
ChaoRcute: THAT'S POSITIONED ON THE MOON
Robobotnik: WHILE CATS EAT YOUR FACE!
One Tru Blu: AND DOGS GNAW AT YOUR KNEECAPS!
Shadowed Spirit Sage: AFTER A NIGHT OF NO SLEEP!
nukeallthewhales: ON A 360 WITH RED RING OF DEATH
Hybrid Project Alpha: in order to get the full Halo experience
Psxphile:holy @#%$, guys...
Sauce:p085.ezboard.com/fsonichq...7517.topic
Is it too long for a QotW? :<
You have to include PSX getting flabbergasted or it's not funny 
She did Oo, the last quote D:
she edited it in after hpa's post...
lol, I missed the edit underneath her sig
Hukos (3:03 pm): *Poke dead chat*
Hukos (3:04 pm): *Poke poke*
Cinderblock (3:05 pm): Chat: *poked* o.o
Hukos (3:06 pm): Uh oh. I've been discovered.
Hukos (3:06 pm): *Run like hell*
Craig (3:07 pm): huffhuffhuff... did it
FlashChat v4.5.7 has entered at 3:07 pm
Cinderblock (3:07 pm): *chase*
FlashChat v4.5.7 (3:07 pm): Don't poke me, damnit.
Em, id like to post something with part of a signature posted in the QOTW, plus my responce to it.
(CANT REMEMBER): Gone are the days we can make someone go poopy.
LWSrocks: Em, why do I feel the urge to go poop every time I see that signature???
From first post:
Post funny things people say. No quotes with yourself in them. Include links if taken from board.
btw this is in reply to Socks not a quote suggestion!!!
