SWINE FLU! SWINE POO!
^ Couldn't have said it any better
They did New York, not 9/11. 
...Oh, now I see it. 
It's still not funny.
This is about as unfunny as new episodes of The Simpsons.
This is about as unfunny as new episodes of The Simpsons.
QFT
What's so special about the 9th of November?
Hmm... Veterans Day?
No wait, Remembrance Day (Canada)
>this thread
Did anybody else get mad that whoever made that did not make Hurrdurr the graph of Hurr+Durr or Hurr*Durr?
Hurrdurr should've been on the x-axis. I am outraged by this! 
Rishi, can I wash your feet? ^_^
^ No, but you can suck my toes.
I see a biblical reference!
^ Also a Vedic reference. Krishna washed the feet of his devotee Sudama.
I thought it was a Death Note reference. o.o
No, that was yaoi fangirl bait. At least, according to the yaoi fangirls.
How's that a reliable source? o.o
Matt Groening is a 33rd degree freemason.
The Death Note foot wash was a biblical reference in itself. Judas washing L's feet was all like... symbolic and stuff of how Light would kill Jesus. Oh snap, did I spoil that Jesus dies? Dang it. Sorry about that. The bible's not worth reading after he's gone anyway. The plot just gets really ridiculous and it's clear they're just trying to drag the story out, even though it reached it's logical conclusion with Jesus's demise, ending all sin on the world and making God reign supreme in the hearts of all men at a great cost of the world's greatest detective.
But yeah, total Yaoi fangirlism. I mean, would you give a guy a massage? I know Samuel L Jackson wouldn't, and that guy KNOWS.
Well, who does that make Near?
Near is Paul because he takes Jesus's place as primary protagonist once he dies.
Good old Death Note and it's math lessons.
K > L > M > N
But M + N > L =>= K
The more you know.
Only Japanese math lesson that trumps it is Metal Gear Solid 4's math lesson about the number 0. 0.0 > 0 = Infinity. < 0 = Peace. 0.0 + Foxdie = < 0
I think. I kind of had my brain explode in my head when Raiden proclaimed he was the lightning while holding a sword in his mouth. Simple math is impossible after witnessing that.
o.o;
