Anything posted about this original character is true.
She is a beautiful woman.
She can only cook three dishes, but she is excellent at them.
She likes jam, but only on Tuesdays.
She usually stands on her head, eating pasta, but only on Thursdays, because she likes hats.
She will tell you nothing but lies.
Getting hit by her punches is the equivalent of getting hit by a flying mountain.
Her favourite colour is the colour of puppies joyous tears
Being out in the sun for long amounts of time sends her into a rage the likes of The Hulk, minus being all buff, her clothes are still torn for some reason though.
She holds a book reading club every Friday and goes to church every Sunday without fail.
She wears a long slender ball gown the color of heartache.
Her primary method of transportation is via a giant flying platypus.
The Platypus also wears a ballgown
And a pirate hat and an eyepatch
Because she likes hats
And pirates are awesome.
She also wears these things as well
Except for Wednesdays. Then it's cowboy day to her.
She owns half of the Midwest portion of the West. But only theoretically.
She's works part time as a spy for a secret organization of dubious intent.
She has not one, but two tattoos of Bill Murray on her body. Most people ever only see one.
She's a catlover.
Her favourite bands are Down, DethKlok and the London Sympharmonic Orchestra. Her favourite composer is Zun.
She mains El Fuerte on SSF4.
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She's coming for Daigo.
She can hear the sound of a tree falling in a forest when no one is around.
