What's in it for me?

STOP DANCING. ALL OF YOU.

Dancing is the greatest expression of movement.

What dancing?

I'd hit it.

I knew I liked Lucario for a reason. It's cuz they can bust out the MOVES!

Dancing is the greatest expression of movement.

You're the greatest expression of movement!

...your Mom and Dad`s movement, that is.

SHING!

Dancing is the greatest expression of movement.

You're the greatest expression of movement!

...your Mom and Dad`s movement, that is.

SHING!

LMAO @ CT and Rishi

I'm already wearing purple. What's my prize.

oh, you are? HI FIVE THEN!!!!

LMAO @ CT and Rishi

I'm already wearing purple. What's my prize.

All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish, I promise.

It's just a matter of time.

LMAO @ CT and Rishi

So... specifically what were you laughing at?

I sort of want to know what you were laughing at, though.

I just want you guys to know...

A purple little lady will be perfect for a dirty, old and useless clown.

But how would she fare with a young, clean and useful Businessman?

Rabid, you and I are going to have beautiful Ukrainian children together!

She would be cut to bits by said bussiness man's chainsaw.

She would be cut to bits by said bussiness man's chainsaw.

Would those bits be cut into more bits?

LMAO @ CT and Rishi

I'm already wearing purple. What's my prize.

All your sanity and wits, they will all vanish, I promise.

It's just a matter of time.

My sanity left me eons ago with my wits. You'll have to wait in line like everyone else.

I suppose an explanation is in order.

It starts with an American Party and ends with babbling in Ukrainian.

Ah, that guy! He's in the line too, ahead of you by two hundred people.

Also

I've known you since you were a twenty, and I was twenty,
and thought that some years from now
a purple little little lady will be perfect
for dirty old and useless clown...

The guy is dressing purple underwear. It explains the American Party - Ukrainian babble.

Your opinions intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I love intriguing people!

Also, everyone in video: wearing purple underwear.

Not to interrupt our fascinating repartee, but I just realized after years of neglect, this topic is my quad-kilo post.

In hindsight, I wish I had picked a more auspicious way to go down, but oh well. If more people wear purple as a result, so much the better.

Purple is typically a colour associated with royalty. Thus, it is an appropriate colour for me to wear.

She would be cut to bits by said bussiness man's chainsaw.

Would those bits be cut into more bits?

I suppose it would help for when he disposes of said bits.

I would wear purple if I also had access to white face paint, red lipstick and a whole load of knives and party-favors.

I suppose having access to a Brooklyn blondie wearing a red/white body suit calling me Mr. J is optional.

Actually no, It isn't. secondly, Sed businessman should be smart enough to realize that if he cut her into little bits it would leak out more and more blood. therefore the mess would be bigger and It would make the disposal more difficult. A smart murderer knows that the best kill is the one with the least chopping up. not that I would know. seriously, I don't. YOU CAN'T PROVE NUTHIN MAN! YOU CAN'T PROVE NUTHIN!

I would wear purple if I also had access to white face paint, red lipstick and a whole load of knives and party-favors.

I suppose having access to a Brooklyn blondie wearing a red/white body suit calling me Mr. J is optional.

If you succeed, take pictures!

Just don't go on killing sprees: they are no good for anyone. D:

Brooklyn? What's Brooklyn? You mean Gotham City, right?

Actually no, It isn't. secondly, Sed businessman should be smart enough to realize that if he cut her into little bits it would leak out more and more blood. therefore the mess would be bigger and It would make the disposal more difficult. A smart murderer knows that the best kill is the one with the least chopping up. not that I would know. seriously, I don't. YOU CAN'T PROVE NUTHIN MAN! YOU CAN'T PROVE NUTHIN!

What if the businessman, let's call him Patrick, is just making his murders all up in his head.

Brooklyn? What's Brooklyn? You mean Gotham City, right?

Brooklyn -> part of New York's five boroughs.

New York City == Gotham City.

Actually no, It isn't. secondly, Sed businessman should be smart enough to realize that if he cut her into little bits it would leak out more and more blood. therefore the mess would be bigger and It would make the disposal more difficult. A smart murderer knows that the best kill is the one with the least chopping up. not that I would know. seriously, I don't. YOU CAN'T PROVE NUTHIN MAN! YOU CAN'T PROVE NUTHIN!

What if the businessman, let's call him Patrick, is just making his murders all up in his head.

well, if patrick was making up the murders in his head, then I suppose there would be no need to do so. However, If they were in his head, then he wouldn't even need to chop the person up into pieces, so Its kind of an all or nothing situation.

You guys are really starting to creep me out.

*RL name is Patrick*

They've discovered your secrets by the looks of it.

Swanson is a telepath???