Welcome to Swanson's Saloon, come here to share your problems, air your grievances, and just have fun. Just remember the only rule, no seriousness. There's enough of that in the real world we don't need that here in the Saloon. I also retain the right to kick you out when I feel necessary.* So come on in we're open 24/7, even when I'm not here!
Do you serve whiskey? I need a little somethin' ta wet mah whistle.
Of course we sell whiskey, what kind of saloon would we be otherwise?
The kind what maybe sells some good old-fashioned, home-brewed whole milk?
*Kicks open the doors and pauses, letting the wind blow his dusty leather trenchcoat as he lights up a single, slim-line cigar. Eyeing around the saloon, he strides in, each footfall echoing across a warey room, the winds of trouble at his tail. As he approaches the bar he spits aside to the grimey spittoon, leans slowly on the bar and pulls back his lips in a growl...*
...Hiiiiiii, could I get a coffee please? Thanks ^^
The kind that maybe sells some good old-fashioned, home-brewed whole milk?
he better or Link wont come in here.
*Walks in the door and immediately hides under his box in the corner.*
*Shoves a note out the slot with "Water please" scrawled on it*
come on swanson people are placing their orders here dont make us wait 
*Hands out everyone's drinks before returning to his bed placed conveniently behind the bar.*
Posting to hopefully see if my avatar updates the way I want it to.
It'll probably take a while. Hope it's big enough.
EDIT: Ah, there it is! Tiny, but it's hard to increase the size without losing the details of the...I'm really not sure how to describe Bidoof's face there, honestly, I just think it makes for a hilarious avatar.
its ugly terg >____< you were hot in your other avatar....
oh but lucky swanson i want a bed where i work too : )
But avatars aren't anywhere near a representation of what one looks like! And besides, why not give a little love to Bidoof? He only wants some good ol' fashioned Bidoof lovin'. >:3
I hope people don't start assuming you look similar to your avatar otherwise I have no chance with the ladies!
I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER
lol no i don't
I hope people don't start assuming you look similar to your avatar otherwise I have no chance with the ladies!
0___0 are you kidding rich famous old men get all the hot girls, you want to be your avatar. but yeah psx has no hope XD
Well, we're ponies in that case....:P
And I'm a psychopathic Little Red Riding Hood parody!
=D *points gun*
I look like Knuckles, making a stupid face. ¦3
Ponies? Echidnas? Pokemon? YOU ALL LOOK MORE LIKE DARKSTALKERS TO ME
*shoots up the place*
that's so awsome CT.. i guess you're the most powerful member on the mofo since you have the strongest avatar hero
i'm so happy you're on my side!!
I hope people don't start assuming you look similar to your avatar otherwise I have no chance with the ladies!
0___0 are you kidding rich famous old men get all the hot girls, you want to be your avatar. but yeah psx has no hope XD
He's not rich, he's just old and dead. However he did have a time machine, which is pretty kickass.
aww yeah
i'm drinking salsa
PREPARE FOR FIRE BREATH, PINKIE
just dont burn my hair leraku 
I got yer apple juice raht ovah heah, once y'all're done tryin' to burn the place down with yore breath.
You impersonatin' ponies in this here saloon!?
you know what this place needs?
A PARTY! i'll bring the cup...... cakes
Hmm - I'll not eat any YOU make, no offence. XD
Swanson, your new avatar demeans us all.
He's just giving his exclusive clientele what they want. He's got a business to run.
Ponies are what's in right now, Srol.
Executive Business Gohan says its unwise to invest in trends as they rarely have staying power on the market.
*scoff* As if I, Photo Finish, would listen to someone who wears nerd glasses.
Who just happens to run a business.
Who just happens to be a muttersöhnchen.
A much apt description, ja?
Hmm - I'll not eat any YOU make, no offence. XD
not at all.... i'll just make sure your number comes up next dear sweet sweet fluttershy <licks knife>
Executive Business Gohan says to leverage best practices for synergy leading to higher fourth quarter profits.
THE REPEATED RESPONSES IN WAYS TO CHANGE WHAT WAS SAID AND INTO VARIOUS LONG WORDS.
THEY BUUURRRNNN
they burn me too leraku <shakes> i hate hard words waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa though, oddly enough i did take a business course. i wonder where that knowledge went too.
it said muttersöhnchen means "mummy's boy" and i laughed thinking it was a joke about mummies having children.. then i realized that's just mom in british. that one always confuses me.
Srol can't argue with my results, I mean business is booming in the saloon!
I argue nothing. I am a leaf on the wind.
with that hair srol i believe it <giggles>
bartender i'd like an order of cyanide
We don't have that, But I do have Moonshine.
Bad buisness plan Swans
It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Curse you, sexy Hotboxers! *shake fist*
My work here is done! *Swooshes off into the night with Appleterg
Hey! He didn't even pay his bill!
neither did i
