What kind of selfrespecting saloon is this?!
*Reaches arm out of slot in box, streeetches arm and gives money.*
*Goes back to drinking his water, inside of his box.*
How do you people expect me to pay the bills around here if you don't pay, all this booze no one drinks isn't for free. Except for the whiskey, found that at a garage sale.
*spit takes*
Unforgiving customers, ungrateful owner, kidnapped customers, bad service and business conduct... what kind of Saloon is being run in here anyway?
Oh wait, that's all of them.
Well I try to run the best Saloon I can but I just can't compete with the more professional Saloons. This place is still too clean.
*Gives swanson a bucket of grime*
BAR BRAAAAAAWL!!!!
*Breaks a chair over a random person's head*
*groggily wakes up from liquor-induced stupor*
*feels head*
*blood*
*lazily stands up*
*swings at nearest poster*
*Amibicably wonders why PSX is punching a HOP poster, shrugs and goes back to cheating at cards*
*Smiles happily as his Saloon becomes a true hive of scum and villainy.*
Swanson wrote: *Smiles happily as his Saloon becomes a true hive of scum and villainy.*
its not the yuku chat yet!
Swanson wrote:*Smiles happily as his Saloon becomes a true hive of scum and villainy.*
you mean it's becoming like /b/?
dear god
yeah and i guess it means swanson is the bartender in starwars so any mofo member that doesnt come here is probably a robot. hmmm interesting... XD swanson can i be han solo? i'm pretty charming with the girls. smiley: pimp
Wouldn't you be more suited for Leia. With Hukos as Han and Psx as Luke.
*Wookie roar*
I'm Luke? Awesome. Now to turn this fairy tale on its ear and JOIN THE DARK SIDE.
"No... that's not true. That's IMPOSSIBLE!!"
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true."
>"NooooooooooooOOOOoooooo!"
>"Hm... maybe."
>"Ben's a goddamn liar. Alright Dad, let's team up."
And so, with the combined strength of father and son, the Empire made swift work of the Rebellion. The Emperor was soon after lost in a tragic airlock accident, and true order was finally restored to the Galaxy.
ENDING C, "A Certain Point of View", UNLOCKED!
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i'm leia, hukos is han.... i fall in love with hukos? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! i dont go for bad boys, i dont care if its wrong i'm marrying luke. he looks hot in those tights.
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This thread scares me.
that's because your young skywalker, the future father of psx and me.... but who's R2 and 3CPU?
Swanson wrote:Wouldn't you be more suited for Leia. With Hukos as Han and Psx as Luke.
This post would have been ****ing hilarious if you had switched the order around
legally i am a man so i dont mind playing that part psx do you mind being leia for this thread?
but i look terrible in slave girl garb
if you look good in luke's tights you'd look good in anything
I'M THE FREAKING ARTOO
what?
So a piece of string walks into a bar.
He hops up onto a stool and yells to the bartender, "Hey! Gimme a drink!"
The bartender picks up the string and throws it into the street.
The string thinks, "I'll show 'im. I'll go back in disguise, he won't know it's me, and at the last minute I'll humiliate him."
So the string contorts its body into a whole different shape, and frizzes its hair ala a 'fro.
It goes back in, hops onto the stool and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "You're that piece of string I threw out 5 minutes ago."
The string answers,
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XD that was really funny psx but when i read it i was so confused you'd tell a joke its so unexpected. let me see if i can think of a joke too...
i have one, what is pink red and spins around really fast?
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a baby in a blender
Silly mada, you can't fit a baby in a blender.
...unless you use baby oil I guess, but that stuff is too expensive for my tastes.
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You whine alot.
