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(@hiro0015)
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I can't see why my brother got this one marked wrong... can you?

 
(@toby-barrett)
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The answer, is of course, learn the difference between 19 and 20.

 
(@jeffery-mewtamer)
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Count backwards by one.

 
(@cipher_strelok98)
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Quick, someone find an overly complex way to get to 62!

 
(@lwsrocks)
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Write the answer.

Why, no, he should have subtracted the answer by 1. How old is your brother? He's got atrocious handwriting, and anybody can figure out that question.

But, by the way, a good teacher would write the correct answer, unless you have a teacher like mine who lets you go home and correct your test so you can get a higher grade (which is far better than getting the right answer and getting a low score on your grade.)

 
(@ctsucks-666)
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(@Anonymous)
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inb4 dividing by zero

 
(@toby-underwood)
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I encourage my cousins/nephews/etc to think up strange answers that are not actually wrong. Just so teachers will stop asking vague questions. Of course it was shortly after that that I wasn't allowed to tutor them anymore.

~Tobe

 
(@Anonymous)
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(@spawn-warrior)
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What if your brother's mind was extremely tired and worn out, and then he got that wrong that way Hiro0015?

 
(@lwsrocks)
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Rishi, please explain your DIVIDE BY ZERO picture... BTW, Rishi, your wrong. And what does that Blue Hole have to do with it?

 
(@fangoram)
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at least we have something to blame...

 
(@deckman92)
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AND SO IT IS

 
(@sonicv2)
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I can.

He's one of these crazy people like the guy who 'Here it is' when the answer ask to find the x of a triangle side

 
(@Anonymous)
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Rishi, please explain your DIVIDE BY ZERO picture...

No. BTW, you're wrong about me being wrong. I'm always right.

Always.

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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You don't know, do you?

That's so funny!

Everyone knows that the DIVIDE BY ZERO meme had its origin on the 4chan messageboard, where it propagated and spread. Because Dividing By Zero is a mathematical improbability that is said to create black holes and other Very Bad Things. Stating that you or someone else has achieved division by zero results in someone yelling out the unfinished phrase "Oh shi-!" before the universe implodes on itself.

Whaaaaat...? You REALLY didn't know!?

Ah ha ha ha haa!!!

 
(@Anonymous)
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OH, I LOVE YOU GISELLE! YOU ARE CLOSER TO ME THAN MY OWN HEARTBEAT!!!!!

 
(@toby-barrett)
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(@spawn-warrior)
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I remember those people in Toby Barret's post from Super Mario.

 
 Kaze
(@kaze)
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Write the answer.

Why, no, he should have subtracted the answer by 1. How old is your brother? He's got atrocious handwriting, and anybody can figure out that question.

Judging by the handwriting, I'm probably assuming 6-8 years old. And it doesn't look atrocious, it's the handwriting of a kid. :<

In relation to the above:


The Chao is NOT amused.

 
(@Anonymous)
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Write the answer.

Why, no, he should have subtracted the answer by 1. How old is your brother? He's got atrocious handwriting, and anybody can figure out that question.

But, by the way, a good teacher would write the correct answer, unless you have a teacher like mine who lets you go home and correct your test so you can get a higher grade (which is far better than getting the right answer and getting a low score on your grade.)

GREAT JOB MISSING THE JOKE.

 
(@jeffery-mewtamer)
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Dividing by Zero occurs quite often in mathematics. Usually, asymptotes manifest at points where division by zero would occur with infinity and negative infinity being the limits on either side of said asymptote.

As for the handwriting: It looks a LOT better than the handwriting of most of the adults I know. Then again, most of the adults I know write in cursive, and legible cursive is extremely rare in my experience.

 
(@toby-underwood)
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Oh great Jeff, now there's blood everywhere. I thought we added into the TOS that talking about higher math is illegal. Everyone knows I get these college flashblacks that make 'Nam look like 5th grade recess.

~Tobe

 
(@Anonymous)
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Okay. So dividing by two is like cutting an apple into two peices. So dividing by zero means cutting the apple into zero peices. WHICH MEANS YOU MUST DESTROY THE APPLE.

 
(@fangoram)
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(@spawn-warrior)
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I definitely enjoyed that link that you gave quite alot fangoram, because that was very entertaining, since I've watched the whole video on that clip.

 
(@kiorein_1722585747)
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Ah, mmm hm, *Nods happily and pretends to understand.* Aha! Mm hm, yes I agree.

Everyone knows that the DIVIDE BY ZERO meme had its origin on the 4chan messageboard, where it propagated and spread. Because Dividing By Zero is a mathematical improbability that is said to create black holes and other Very Bad Things. Stating that you or someone else has achieved division by zero results in someone yelling out the unfinished phrase "Oh shi-!" before the universe implodes on itself.

I thought of a joke like that in middle school

stupid 4chan

 
(@Anonymous)
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7chan & 12chan > 4chan

 
(@ctsucks-666)
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...and just who made you the judge of chans, rish?

 
(@Anonymous)
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<3 420chan

 
(@purdy1)
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I dont get it o.o

 
(@hukos)
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Its a nerd joke.

 
(@purdy1)
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HA! you guys are nerds!! jk I wuv you guysth

 
(@ctsucks-666)
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IHey, what do you think of my avatar?

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Fchan

 
(@toby-barrett)
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o lawd

 
(@spawn-warrior)
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I like your avatar alot CTSucks, very nice great looks for an avatar.

 
(@Anonymous)
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HA! you guys are nerds!! jk I wuv you guysth

Lisp?

 
(@fangoram)
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HA! you guys are nerds!! jk I wuv you guysth

Lisp?

 
(@Anonymous)
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And so it is so!

 
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