Marble Garden has been active today! OHNOES.
Hyperactive crates of hippos
That's not good...
Oh well.
You three shall become my Dark Riders... the position of Death is reserved for my kitten.
I shall call him Bobo.
Darnit.
I missed the "in before" =(
You are unfit. All those who are unfit must perish. Dark Riders, keep this one away from all pickling jars and tins.
I knew it!
Apocalypse is really a cucumber! Quick! The only way for our victory is to send him to the pickle jar!
Do not mock me little man. I ams as far beyond cucumbers as they are beyond gerkins.
I will now rule for I am Ultra Devil Chao! I am... *somebody throws a piece of popcorn at me* *I fall over* Never mind... *hides under table*
Excuse me?
Apocalypse? On my Mobius Forum?
I don't think so.
I saw off that pretentious little Burger King, and I can deal with this...
Ha ha ha. I laugh at your puny threats little vixen. Look how I laugh.
Ha ha ha.
Don't make her mad! She may not look like it, but she can so off you if push her. >_>
Look's all I can do - it's not like I can hear you.
You call that an evil laugh? I think it needs a bit more from the diaphragm.
Exude, dahling! Exude!
HA HA HA. Is that superior, puny mortal?
Apocalypse? On my Mobius Forum?
It's more likely than you think.
Better.
Although lift your chin a bit higher and try it this way...
MwahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I shall take your advice into consideration, puny Vixen.
Quake now at the superior vocal chords of APOCALYPSE!
AAHAAHAAHAAHAhahahahahahahaahaaa.. heee.. *weezes and falls over coughing*
Ow.
*offers cough sweets*
Thankyou. Apocalypse will spare your puny forum.
For now. *Goes to bully Cable for a while*
*Steals said sweets and runs away in his fortress fortified by a giant Darksteel Collosus*
This is what he looks like. n_N
*starts munching on a bag of chocolate-coated raisins instead*
Its a trick! O=
*baps the raisins away*
Careful! You'll spill them!
*Sees the spilling of the raisins*
*Falls to his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! T___T
Trust me. When there's chocolate covered raisins involved, everything's suspicious.
Suspicious? Me?
But... Raisins. ;____;
Chocolate Raisins are a fruit worthy of Apocalyse.
Raisins are the fruit of weakings! Real forumers prefer Bananas! ^_^
Does anyone have any of those raisin cookies Terg was passing around the Ladies' Lounge earlier?
Nope.
Not even Tergonaut is fit to survive the coming onslaught unless he relinquishes his tasty tasty cookies.
Tregonaut can live, however. He is a dude.
I have Oreos, if anybody is interested.
Then what have we got?
A lack of sanity?
To much free time?
Oreos works. I've been meaning to at least try some for years...
They're awesome.
A bit hard to come by over here. I've only ever seen them openly on sale in one place, and that was London.
Really? They're very common here. Just go to the store and BOOM, there they are! But I guess differences in cultures, etc.
Indeed. We have Jaffa Cakes. 🙂
I don't even know what a Jaffa Cake is. >.>
Jaffa Cakes are the secret to immorality.
This topic deserves it's own theme personally. 😛
An Apocalypse theme. =D
Was that the truth or a Freudian slip...?
Apocalypse does not mistakes.
*beheads apocalypse*
Quote:
Apocalypse does not mistakes.
Ah.
*begins repairs with gaffa tape*